Former bee rancher. ASVAB waiver holder. Volcel. Noble Eagle Veteran. I am like sunshine and kittens. Third Amendment absolutist. Sometimes known as Dave.

Joined November 2010
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When I got home I stopped to say hello to the bees and I discovered that they had left. This is very disheartening.
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all they have left is social signaling to the viewer “pfft get a load a this”
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“What do you call 100,000 dead Canadians? A good start!” “Whoa whoa whoa that’s joke’s hate speech!” “What? No, I’m Canadian, that’s official government policy.”
In the first 10 years of MAID, more than 100,000 Canadians have averted unnecessary suffering at end-of-life. That's cause for celebration. Assisted death has become a significant ritual, not a 'slippery slope,' by @picardonhealth theglobeandmail.com/gift/0fc… via @GlobeDebate
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A pride of Latinas would heal this lion
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There was a brief interval in the 70s where black Americans could get away with literally anything imaginable (Tupac’s father set up a clinic to practice traditional African acupuncture and managed to scam NYC out of about a million dollars before someone realised that there was no such thing as traditional African acupuncture)
Reminds me that I've been meaning to do a thread on this somewhat related story.
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An afternoon turkey
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"Skyrim is 15 years old" is already a crazy stat, but if you want it even more put into perspective I encountered an 8th grader named after a Daedric Prince at work today.
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Why yes I would like to see a 14’ gator clean the restroom
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“Three Pakistani migrants and a preteen!”
The Rape Gang Inquiry Report. bit.ly/4uE5odw
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Sweet dreams
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me after a buffet
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we got more St. Augustine before THE WINDS OF WINTER
"Two of the six sermons are previously undiscovered writings by Augustine," says Professor Tornau, delighted with the unexpected find. He is currently working with Professor Dorothea Weber and Dr Clemens Weidmann from the edition company CSEL (Corpus Scriptorum Ecclesiasticorum Latinorum) on an edition of the two Latin sermons." uni-wuerzburg.de/en/news-and…
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アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 食べなさい。

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The most terrible misconception about the rape gang inquiry is that people just assume that it is so appalling and horrendous that surely everyone involved has been shamed out of letting it continue. There is no evidence for this, and no reason whatsoever to think so.
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Axl signaling for the next e girl
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Proposal: Replace the water in the reflecting pool with good ol' Kentucky bourbon: - naturally algae resistant - delicious - good for American industry - looks fantastic
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To give you an idea of scale, during the Rape of Nanking, Japanese soldiers were estimated to have raped 20 to 80 thousand Chinese women. This report estimates at least 250 thousand women were victimized by these Muslim rape gangs.
The Rape Gang Inquiry Report. bit.ly/4uE5odw
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Dinner is the last of the fried polenta, some tomato, some basil and tuna. (And a little fried cheese)
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Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026
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