35. Sister Gleep Glorp by @pulledbjjork OG strip by Dylan Doodles

Wait till this redditor learns that hospitals are a result of the First Council of Nicaea

Now that AshPostgres supports `MERGE`, we can finally have `Ash.update_many/4` in #AshFramework 😎. This allows you to do many row-wise updates each with their own unique input. This differs from `Ash.bulk_update/4` which updates a query or a set of records with *one* set of inputs. This might not seem that cool, but try hand-rolling this in a re-usable way with all of the various features that Ash supports (atomics, expression-based-updates, lifecycle hooks, etc.) and you'll get it 😂 This can be used for all kinds of purposes, but will soon be used to significantly optimize relationship management logic, i.e updating a to_many relationship with a set of inputs will now be three discrete queries, one to create anything new, one to update anything modified (with `update_many`) and one to remove anything left out. Take a look at the example code & representative SQL query: #ElixirLang

What sin does to your soul.

Any immigration restriction by democratic means is becoming impossible. In Switzerland 45% of population voted for immigration restriction. However, only 59% of Switzerland is native Swiss. So even if 2/3 of natives voted in favour - it is still below 50%.

El aura de imperio caído de las ruinas de la URSS es una pasada.

- ojalá eliminen a Marruecos - ¿del mundial? - ¿qué mundial?

lmao. Facebook’s down because… *drumroll* … they didn’t lint the program that sends its json, and now its malformed. Another classic from the golden age of AI slop code.

Friendly reminder that the Rosary is older than every Protestant religion.

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Phoenix LiveView 1.2 is released with colocated css and more! Check the announcement for details! phoenixframework.org/blog/ph…

Rage bait accounts will just ignore quotes like these and twist the latest ones out of context

it's not lack of compute that's the issze. it's that in Europe, it's unthinkable to pay a guy in his mid 20s $600k salary and give him resources and freedom to train models without having oversight by a committee of gerontocratic professorswho don't keep up with the research

Life after realizing this

Here's the thing. Cultures at that time sacrificed kids. Abraham was Babylonian, who were known to sacrifice children. This story is God teaching Abraham a lesson. He told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac just as all every other culture did to their gods, but God stopped him to show that this is not His way and had Abraham sacrifice an animal instead. This story points forward to Jesus. Abraham stated that God would provide the sacrifice. Jesus was God sacrificing His son for us and our sins.

I really, truly, cannot believe these are a top predator in some habitats.

> be @github > be acquired by @Microsoft > get annoyed because @ChaoticEclipse0 published 0-days or because @xploitrsturtle2 published github's compromise evidences / proofs that github was successfully breached > start a ban-wave targeting any "hacker related profile" > ban me on Monday around 4am without any notices > let my appeal ticket rot forever under some infinite SLA with zero explanation for the ban > lock me out from updating dozens of open-source repos i contribute to dude, i know i don’t have a profile full of followers, stars, famous projects or hype-driven repos, and i’m still learning so i can publish better work, but what kind of insane policy is this? randomly banning security researchers with no warning, no reason, not even a basic email explaining what happened, just because @msftsecresponse has beef with some other security researcher? are triagers’ egos really that weak? i’ve already seen multiple people on X getting hit by the same thing (like @yebtimothy, @MiroslavSraga, @CollinsCaxton4, @wavey0x and another guy that i forgot his username here on X), so i’m definitely not the only one. now imagine everyone else who doesn’t want to go public and is just taking this garbage silently, GEEZ

Mis hijos encontraron un chocolate que escondí (mal). Mientras lo comían reflexionaron: Mamá cuando no encontramos algo, lo encuentra enseguida, pero esconde todo mal. Tiene poderes de ataque pero no de defensa.