my imagination too creative
Joined October 2014
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Valera retweeted
Jun 12
i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing
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Jun 1
if you litigate, you depose a random witness here once every couple months
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May 17
do you ever just think about the first time you met someone and compare it to where you guys are now and it's like damn who knew this would happen
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May 11
Minimalism killed human creativity.
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May 2
No! This is the dress that changed a generation! 💗
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Apr 11
THIS FANCAM IS FUCKING INSANE?????
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Apr 4
hey sorry I didn't text back, life has lost all meaning to me
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Mar 19
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Mar 15
the inside of my head as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game:
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Mar 14
“yesterday we were trying on diamonds. today you’re sharing fries with another woman”
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Mar 8
sometimes i’m embarrassed or scared to meet up with friends because i never have anything new to tell or any cool anecdotes to share
Mar 8
i feel like such a loser whenever i talk to someone that actually has a life
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Valera retweeted
Mar 6
sorry for not keeping in touch i literally have nothing to say
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