I’m just kidding around
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Jun 15
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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My favorite stupid history fact is that the Cerne Abbas Giant, the 1,000-year-old monument in England famous for its enormous dong, likely was wearing pants when it was originally carved and locals may have just added the boner in the 17th century as a prank. I'm not kidding!
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Jun 11
Gobert and KAT Towns frying me man this might be one of the funniest clips ever
Jun 11
avoided a sweep on the resume but put the biggest choke job in playoff history on it instead
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Jun 11
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️
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Jun 7
In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money
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Jun 7
this gets funnier every time i see this oh my god dude
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they needa hang that Zack Fox tweet in a museum
Florida dad slaughtered daughters and ex-wife before killing himself.
Read more: tmz.me/4em70nf
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Jun 5
It’s well known Americans hate children but we also hate teenagers and absolutely despise people in their early twenties. In America you’re basically dead past 30 so the only acceptable age to be is 26, which is also coincidentally the worst year of your life.
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Jun 5
first nigga use the Tush Push against me on Madden getting fucking doxxed
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Jun 4
Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.
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its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)
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Jun 4
My all-time NFL team went 13-7 on 20-0 🏈 Can you build a perfect roster? 20-0.com/r/eXmlTik
Well shit
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Jun 4
I just went 54-28, think you can go 82-0? 82-0.com/share?id=7zX1Q4pRgb… #NBA #82and0
Getting better lmao
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