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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old.

Happy birthday Jim Varney. (In memory🙏) What role comes to mind?

What's invisible and unpopular? A fart in an elevator.

SO YOU COWARDS think you're tough because you jumped me ??? Waited for me to be alone... in my own front yard??? I still handled all of you, left 3 of you on the ground laid out in blood!!! You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms and legs but so what!!!! I bet you didn't expect me to swing back since it was 6 against one. You should have known better!!! I might be getting old but I have a lot of fight left in me! Yeah I'm not gonna lie, I was getting a little tired, but I kept on swinging and made sure you got yours... Little Punks!!! I have to say is you started this and I finished it. I hate mosquitoes Welcome to summer

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

I started my new job as a bingo caller last night, and halfway through calling the numbers, I farted. My boss rushed over, 'Don't do that again.' 'Sorry,' I said, 'It must be the nerves.' 'That's fine, but there was no need to hold the microphone to your butt.'

Exactly. The white people spewing the most anti-immigrant hatred and vitriol are DESCENDANTS of immigrants themselves. Hey whitey, why don’t YOU get the fuck out of MY country.

Thinking of you today, pops!!❤️

I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet. But I haven't seen any with more than 4.

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It’s Johnny Depp’s birthday today What’s your favourite movie of his 🍿🍿

Who are these two? Hmm 🤔?¿ 2 for Tuesday!! 😃

A very big happy birthday to me.

On his birthday... Name a Michael J. Fox role that is not Marty McFly

Quote of the Day: "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere."

Are you enjoying Sidwell as a villain or does his story need to be wrapped up? #GeneralHospital #GH

General Hospital stars Steve Burton and Finola Hughes are officially back at work as Jason Morgan and Anna Devane! #GH soapoperadigest.com/content/…

A Brave Little GH Star Is Home, Healing, and Sharing the Sweetest Update Imaginable! A beloved #GeneralHospital young actor took fans inside his recovery with a post full of gratitude, grit, and one perfectly timed joke. The whole GH family rallied around him with so much love. #GH #GHSpoilers soapoperamagazine.com/genera…