EdTech leader and author. Delta airlines superfan. Ren is my pup. I share tech news, education news, fresh pasta, and general theme park joy. Opinions my own.
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And on this episode of “The Real Lesbians of DisTwitter,” half of the girls stop for a snack! @utensilaction
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Amazon Prime Video has an option for you to put on 3-ish hours of classic cartoons so you can pretend like it’s Saturday morning again like you’re a child.
Just putting this out there for anyone who needs it (me).
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I am trying to help a mentee navigate a potential job offer as a first year teacher and they sent me the salary scale.
I know it’s early on the east coast, but am I seeing in the “Class I” column that the salary literally only increases a dollar a year for the first THREE years?
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Jun 13
I’m about to settle down for the night and that usually includes reading. I stumbled across an article on The Cut that is literally called “Anything Can Happen During A Divorce Rumspringa” and I have no idea what that means but I am officially locked in.
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Jun 12
Literally in the Muppets store when we hear that the ride is being shut down. Such is life. @TheMouseAndMore
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You should not be posting photos of your children on social media.
If you do choose to post photos of children (like a family or friends Instagram/Twitter/etc), make sure the account is locked, monitored, and no personal identifiable information (PII) can be detected.
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What's a hill you'll die on?
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Jun 12
I do think there are some parents that handle this VERY well but I’ve just seen it go sideways in so many situations where people don’t understand the importance of privacy and digital footprint.
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Jun 12
I love my wife in every iteration but “excited for Christmas” Kourtney is my favorite iteration. It is also early June, so I have about six more months of this.
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Jun 12
She’s extra excited because this year we (she) will be running the Honolulu marathon (I will be walking the 10K) directly before Christmas! 🎉
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Victoria! retweeted
Jun 11
yooo we got morning announcements
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Mayor Mamdani is starting a new direct-to-camera series called "Morning Pitch," where he'll share weather, transit & tournament updates before every NY/NJ World Cup match day.
He kicks off the first talking about the Knicks: "I have just 3 words for my fellow NYers: Knicks in 5.
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Jun 11
Somebody explain this in Housewives terms. Is this like the time that Luann got demoted to “friend of” in season 6 of RHONY, but then came back as a full Housewife in season 7?
The New York Knicks made the greatest comeback in NBA Finals history tonight after being down 29 points.
They ended up beating the Spurs 107-106.
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Jun 10
I just had to explain to my wife what water ice is. From time to time I completely forget that she’s not from New Jersey (as if the accent and propensity for bourbon, horses, and the Louisville Cardinals wasn’t a key tell that she’s from the Kentucky holler).
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Jun 10
Or as I joke with her from time to time:
“You were born in a coal mine!”
And she always shouts back at me:
“You were born in a country club!”
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Jun 10
By far the most frustrating posts on the mom forum are when the SAHM’s ask about finances. I don’t really know what I was expecting, but a vast majority of their partners make less than 60K per year and they wonder why they can’t spend like the moms who are doctors and lawyers.
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Jun 10
This has officially broken containment so PLEASE VISIT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARIES!
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Jun 10
Behold the splendor of @SantinaLula’s photoshop skills! The Real Lesbians of DisTwitter (plus the random turtle I accidentally sent in our group chat) are officially on the teacups for Pride Month! 🌈
@DeeMagicGurl @utensilaction
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Jun 10
The only explanations I can come up with for this are that they’re either watching waaaay too much “stay at home glam mom” TikTok content where they want their family to live like royalty on a non-royalty salary, or they’re just really that aloof about the realities of money.
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Jun 10
But yeah, there’s SAHM of three whose husband makes 40K a year and posted that she “doesn’t understand how families afford vacation,” but she was comparing herself to a mom who works in FAANG (and so does her husband), they only have 1 child, and they go to Italy every summer.
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