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Mike @WFODicks

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Joined January 2010
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Mike@WFODicks
Jun 14
Congratulations on winning the NBA championship, @DanhausenAD.
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Funny guy Tom Brady sucks.
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I wonder what super cat makes in royalties per year for making ā€œflyā€ 8% shittier.
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I like ā€œhold the lineā€ by Toto but I feel itā€™s not smooth enough to be categorized as yacht rock.
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We should be able to vote on if we want Google to release 30 million mosquitos or not.
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Shitty Song Of The Week@SSOTWShow
May 25
This week, Red and Jodie are joined by @WFODicks from @WFODShow to go through "The Songs That Piss Us Off." Can a creepy "Herbert the Pervert" kind of song beat a song about peeing and how much it hurts? YOU be the JUDGE! open.spotify.com/episode/1hLā€¦

Ep 21 - Steely Dan VS Frank Zappa

Shitty Song of the Week Ā· Episode

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Mike@WFODicks
May 31
Really good to hear. I could use a win.
Shitty Song Of The Week@SSOTWShow
May 31
71% of you Shitheads would rather listen to Zappa singing about his burning dick than a song about taking kids to see a porno. Good job, but you're all going to hell. Oh, and Congrats to @WFODicks for beating @poboypod
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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal
May 20
This is how tourists stage "tough guy" photos with tigers in Thailand My money's on the tiger if that milk runs out

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Mike@WFODicks
May 16
I log in once a day to see the two porno bots that followed me. Thanks, porno bots.
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Mike@WFODicks
May 14
That new punisher thing had a dog murder in the first 5 minutes so I turned it right the fuck off.
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All you dumb fucks cancelling your tours: lower the price. The venue gets to sell beer. You get to sell your expensive ass t-shirts. People are happy to get to go see live music for under $100. Everyone wins.
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Mike@WFODicks
Apr 29
Thrash is like water tremors
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Mike@WFODicks
Apr 28
Wanting to learn and get better at something youā€™re passionate about is lame.
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Mike@WFODicks
Apr 25
Cam Newton went to Andre 3000ā€™s garage sale when he started wearing dress shirts and playing the flute.
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Todd Spence
@Todd_Spence
Apr 9
Somebody put Goodfellas audio over Skeletor and Trap Jaw and it's so perfect (credit Mylothecat)
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If all bat boys were dogs, Iā€™d go to way more games.
Gunther Eaglemanā„¢
@GuntherEagleman
Apr 4
šŸšØ BOOM! This dog is an absolute LEGEND šŸ˜‚ Black Lab ā€œChampā€ patiently waits in the dugout, locked in and focusedā€¦ then the second the bat drops, he bolts onto the field like itā€™s his job. He snatches the bat, trots around, and the whole crowd loses it! Good boy!
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This is a righteous gemstones character.
Mark Moran
@itsmarkmoran
Apr 2
Today, I am putting Virginia & America First, to announce that I am running as an Independent for U.S. Senate.
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Mike@WFODicks
Mar 27
Tiger woods is almost as bad at cars as Harrison ford is at planes.
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Mike@WFODicks
Mar 27
Mellancamp sounds better than ever.
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Mike@WFODicks
Mar 27
Shaboozy hasnā€™t figured out how to talk with his new teeth yet.
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