Not your mother.
Joined October 2023
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Walking around clicking and talking to yourself like a mad man😭🤣
Jun 14
The finding out stage is not even it. The realising stage? Bro😂😂😂😂😂
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Don't even mention Mary's son!! wicked man😭
Jun 13
We declare that this day be blessed. No weapon formed against us shall prosper. Goodness and mercy are following us, opportunities are aligning for us, and everything we touch prospers through Your powers. In Jesus’ glorious and miraculous name, we pray.
Amen!
House niqqa is shocked that his master has called him a niqqa even after all the bootlicking
Kenya strongly protests the decision by Israel to include the country amongst those whose travellers it will restrict. This is esp unfortunate given Kenya’s support to regional surveillance & response to Ebola. With over 80,000 tests, no case of Ebola has been reported in Kenya.
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Siaya men are wondering why y'all are shocked 🤷
Am I the only one who watched The Polygamist and wasn’t shocked by a single thing? 😂😂😂
In fact, I’m convinced the scriptwriters interviewed my ex and called it a day. 😭😂😂😂
#ThePolygamist
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Murima retweeted
Jun 14
Your fiancé is taking you to the East to see his parents. He booked a flight for himself and asked you to come by road, and you, unloved cow, still went🤦🏽
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Father lord, Kenyan politicians are still too many
Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians
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Na Saturday tuko na PPE tunaenda kuchota mchanga kwa shamba tukapime. 😭
Back in college watu Wa faculty of Agriculture used to have 12 units in 1 semester.. classes zinaanza 7 am to 6 pm....wanazunguka na Ruler..
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Jun 13
Alisema kwao ni Siaya,,hiyo si ni automatic
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Jun 12
Sharp!! Throw fire if you have to
Jun 11
If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?
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Jun 10
Those Siaya demons can go hang FR. I'm cursing the whole clan at the moment. Imebaki kidogo nipige zile number za waganga ziko kwa post ya stima.
tbh I have never understood the whole luo men will have your therapist looking for a therapist shenanigan because I'm yet to meet one i can go gaga about. the real demon is a darkskinned kikuyu man
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Jun 9
He is the reason I have a problem with the popular phrase " depression can't hit a moving target" cz it hit Anthony, and he was moving around everywhere
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Jun 9
*SURVEILLANCE. *DIGITAL RECORDS
Jun 9
Treasury PS Dr Chris Kiptoo says Kenya and the U.S. have reached an agreement on the implementation of a five-year Health Cooperation Partnership valued at USD 1.6B.
The programme will support disease surveillance and outbreak response, laboratory systems strengthening, health commodities, frontline health workforce transition, and digital health systems.
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Jun 8
Interesting. "kuvangana" in Embu means kupangana. Vanga is panga
Mfangano is derived from the Suba word 'kuvangana' which means 'to unite'
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Jun 8
Thinking like a bag of screws
''Canteen za shule zifungwe kwa sababu ndizo zinauza viberiti za kuchoma shule''-President Ruto's aide, Farouk Kibet, proposes a solution to the recent wave of school fires.
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Jun 8
Going over your finances with your man feels like you are in trouble😅
Leo nimekalishwa na support system nikaulizwa if my taxes are in order na kama I have made plans to start paying my Helb loan. Waaaah huyu wa saii ji strict kuliko mzazi na government combined 🫠
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Jun 7
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Jun 7
this punishment based system allows us to also make money that we can use to pay the pensions for the elderly without having to struggle with debt.
what do you guys think of my awesome idea? how can we make it better?
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Jun 7
Export what??? Export what??? You and your stupid boss have muffled all sectors..even agriculture that you claim to have improved, hakukaliki ju mmepandisha Kila kitu.
Press Release: President Ruto departs for Europe to attract investment and expand export markets
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