When everyone thinks that he is asleep, but he is actually NOT! 😂❤️

havertz when it’s time to score against Chelsea

If you want to understand what happened to Sindiso Magaqa, watch this video. You'll see why they had to take him out. Who would have thought that Sindiso Magaqa would wake up one morning and decide to open a case against the ANC mayor who was stealing government money by abandoning unfinished projects?

J. Cole — “Neighbors”

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The worst she can say is no...

Marital relationship. 😂😂

Ziphi iythombe zeGqe

ZULU WEDDING VOWS💍💛 For cultural context, the elder man shouting (taken from Khuzani Mpungose's wedding) is called iPhoyisa leNkosi, a messenger sent by the local iNkosi. Beyond ensuring that no traditional laws or protocols are violated, iPhoyisa’s MAIN responsibility is to witness & formally administer the vows, publicly confirming that a traditional wedding has indeed taken place. He personally administers the vows & wait for makoti’s response without groom's interference. What the elder is shouting, in essence, is a question to makoti, asking whether she is present out of love & her own free will, whether no one has forced her into the marriage. This moment exists to publicly confirm CONSENT. It is therefore sacred & the optics are absolutely critical. KEY PROTOCOLS & OPTICS 1️⃣ Positioning of iPhoyisa: He must stand away from the crowd, (qekelele), usually in the middle of the field, so that he is clearly identifiable to makoti & visible to everyone present. His voice projection matters because everyone at the traditional wedding is regarded as a witness. They must hear what is being asked & clearly see makoti’s reaction. 2️⃣ The three questions: iPhoyisa must ask the question three times, pausing after each questio & then wait for makoti’s response. 3️⃣ Makoti’s response – song & dance: Makoti does not respond verbally. She responds through song, one she has chosen & usually rehearsed with her entourage. She rises from her side of the gathering & begins ukuchanguza (also called ukugcakela in some areas), her main solo dance. She leads the song & dance alone, taking her time. Importantly, she must not simply walk toward iPhoyisa, she must dance slowly across the field, using the space to display her: • confidence • grace • beauty • style (her own “swag”) The symbolism of the mat: As she dances, makoti carries isicephu or icansi (a handmade Zulu mat). This mat represents her symbolic YES. Remember the question? But it is not a YES until the mat is handed over to iPhoyisa. • iPhoyisa is from the groom’s side • Makoti must therefore confirm her consent via iPhoyisa, publicly & visibly. She dances to all corners of the field, etelebhela (a modelling-style dance), teasing the moment & stretching the anticipation. This is where tension builds💃🏿 She may approach iPhoyisa… stop… dance in front of him… yet still not hand over the mat. At this stage, the crowd becomes loud, lively & edgy: ululation, laughter, whistles, cheers, the beautiful sounds of a joyful community holding its breath. The psychological dance: Makoti may kneel, then suddenly rise & dance far away, back toward her people. This playful resistance symbolizes: • Her attachment to her maidenhood • The seriousness of the decision • Her agency & power in the moment! It is a beautiful way of saying: “I am choosing this but I am not rushed.” Ahh💛 Throughout all this, iPhoyisa must stand still, observing, waiting. Eventually makoti kneels again, this time for real, gently places the mat at iPhoyisa’s feet. 🔥 Ahaa! moment. Celebration & confirmation: The entire field erupts. At this moment: • the groom must break into ukugiya (male dance) • local maidens & women perform ukugqiza/ ukugqashiya (closely related celebratory dances) It is now OFFICIAL! Makoti has publicly declared before the entire community that she is marrying willingly. The groom’s side becomes more energized, having received confirmation in full view of everyone. Makoti & the groom dance together across the field, back & forth, followed by another powerful ukugiya by the groom’s ibutho, celebrating their brother’s big win. There are other important segments that follow, such as umabo but the central pillar of the Zulu traditional wedding remains THE VOWS by iPhoyisa leNkosi. DICLAIMER: This may not be uniform everywhere. It may vary from area to area depending on locality, clan traditions & regional customs. #ZuluWeddings 💍 #ZuluBrides #Culture

Take your Compact SUV and 2 bedroom house Matshidiso. You WILL be happy

Accidentally 😭

I remembered this video 😂😂

I will also call the bank childish when they want the exact amount back

A customer at a restaurant in Alaska leaves in a plane

is this you?😂