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65 odds boom on darts ๐ŸŽฏ Congrats if you played
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Please, we are currently seeking a qualified Geography graduate to join our organization. The ideal candidate should have experience in: - Using GIS software such as ArcGIS or QGIS - Map creation and spatial analysis -Working with satellite imagery (remote sensing) GPS data collection Location: Abuja Salary: 300,000 DM If interested.
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A catโ€™s reflex while fighting a snake is always something to behold.

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Na World Cup of Darts concern me this midnight.
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They will gaslight you on anything you can think of. This girl once gaslit me when I was mourning the loss of my dog, she never showed the slightest sympathy. And when I put the question to her, she gaslit the fuck out of me and made it about her daily stress. Dog is truly manโ€™s best friend, no more, no less,
Most men stopped expressing their feelings to women because every time they did, the conversation became about her instead.
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Men in their 30s that donโ€™t drink beer and also exercise with their body weight daily have one of the best body form out there and itโ€™s always impressive to see.
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Spent the day learning about a bird that can perfectly imitate a chainsaw. Not "kind of like" a chainsaw. Indistinguishable from the real thing. It can also copy camera shutters, car alarms, and the calls of dozens of other birds, all so accurately that you genuinely cannot tell them apart from the real sounds. But the reason it learned to do all this is what I didn't expect. It changes how you hear the whole thing. A single one of these birds can recreate the entire soundscape of a forest, by itself. If you've got 30 seconds, it's in the video ๐Ÿ‘‡
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LMAO, You spit facts with a great sense of humor.
When you marry the wrong partner, you'll realize that the only difference between prison and marriage is the uniform. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This Awilo song will always hit different except you are a Gen Z.
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In this modern generation of humans, I hope deep thinkers get married to deep thinkers. I hope generous people get married to generous people. I hope emotionally intelligent people get married to emotionally intelligent people. I hope Bibliophiles get married to people that love to Bibliophiles. I hope people that love to listen to music get married to people that love to music so they donโ€™t always tell you to turn down the volume of your music. Because if you think you will eventually influence them, you will just end up feeling miserably married while lying to people that, โ€œYou are happily marriedโ€.
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You will be amazed at the numbers of Nigerian women that have this FREE OPUEH MENTALITY. Both married and unmarried! x.com/winwith1k/status/20629โ€ฆ

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my friend will not sleep with me sha
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LMAO, on the contrary, I feel they might be the first generation of men to sleep with the highest numbers of Gen Z women and leave them for their fellow Gen Z men to marry so they can cure their madness with madness.
This generation of single men in their 30s are most likely going to be the first generation of men to marry old woman around their age, cos dealing with gen z women is like attempting to grind gravel with ur teeth. Only ppl who train rottweiler can deal with them.
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You will think some women love you until it gets to sharing their food with you. Some of them are even as brutal as not sharing it with you even if you were the one who bought it for them. Lover boy dey suffer Wetin no good for some women hand o. I know you take her on multiple dates, and have probably never tried eating from the food you bought her before, but pls, try eating from it sometimes and watch her body language. That is a sign you should never ignore!
I used to buy two shawarma when i was dating my now ex girlfriend every week. One for her and one for me when money enters my hand. We dated for four years. I was broke one good week, she went to buy one shawarma and turned her back to me until she was done eating it.

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Dem don come do engagement for the only daughter of these people house wey dey opposite my house today. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh my goodness, these people that I canโ€™t count how many times I saw how the woman publicly emasculated her husband on this same street while I was growing up. I canโ€™t even stop thinking about it, during misunderstandings, the man will storm out of the house, and this woman will storm out after him and be shouting on his head while he is walking away. I know what the guy saw in the girl already sha. The girl fine, no be lie, but I know say body go later tell am. A fruit never falls far from its tree. How could he have ever known she has such dynamics with her background?, because I doubt any woman will ever reveal such dynamics to a man that plans on getting married to her. Things that street people know about that family you are going to marry a daughter from might forever remain hidden to you. Dem go just dey pity you as you bring your family and friends come prostrate for ground to marry their daughter. I canโ€™t stop wondering who the next naรฏve man might be? Could it be me?, could it be you? Above all, pray for grace and LUCK!
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A Winner ๐Ÿ€ ๐ŸŽฏ retweeted
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This is always the outcome when you Jam the modern woman whose motto is, โ€œI know how to cook, but I donโ€™t like cookingโ€, and you allow love to blind your eyes. You are lucky in your own case. 3 days of hard labour saved you from years of hard labour and you got wiser. Others might not be that lucky. You either learn quickly or you learn the hard way.
Unrelated but this is a reason Iโ€™ve stopped talking to someone i was into Every time she came over, we either had to buy food, or I cook. Not once did she go into the kitchen. Youโ€™ll stay over for 2-3 days. Iโ€™ll leave the house to get the ingredients. Iโ€™ll prepare everything, make the food and sheโ€™ll eat. Iโ€™ll do the dishes too after. It was either that or I had to buy food that weโ€™d eat. Not once did she offer to cook or make us a meal except that one time Iโ€™d eaten and she made noodles for herself. Happened 3 times and after the third time, I just let her go
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Asake didnโ€™t lie when he said. โ€œForget all your loss, something must go before something comeโ€
To operate at Elonโ€™s level, one area of your life must suffer. Them no dey use work-life balance make bastard money.
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There might never be another Balthazar
This guy gave us one banger video and disappeared
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I am yet to meet a woman who matured โ€œemotionallyโ€ by being in a relationship with just one man. For clarity, like, she became emotionally matured during the course of dating that first guy since she became an adult. The same way people get better in the corporate world with years of work experience. Most of these women spitting wisdom on emotional maturity now, like Joy Jacuzzi abi Yakuza, or whatโ€™s that her name again had to go through series of relationships and sometimes even self destruct before they attain that level of emotionally maturity. And the age they attain this is mostly after the age of 30. The modern women have now even graduated to going through series of marriages, if they are lucky to have someone marry them as divorcee or single mothers of course, before they become emotionally matured. If you donโ€™t believe me, look around you, you will see the pattern of the emotionally matured women in your circle. The wisdom they are spitting on social media now, you will genuinely wonder why they are not married yet if they had so much wisdom. You got your answer already.
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I have been in this hole before and I know the way out. The man in the hole story is profound and Deep!
If you can see this, itโ€™s not a coincidence. There might be a time you suffered financial lack or you are currently suffering from financial lack, it might be so bad that you donโ€™t even have money to have your haircut. Please, let this verse always be your guide. You might have been doing well financially in the past and spent the money foolishly and then start suffering later due to financial mistakes. And itโ€™s possible that you never even did well financially in the past. Whatever the case might be. Please, let this verse always be a constant reminder that those hard times were meant to make you wiser. Always tell yourself, this phase shall pass too. Because when God himself finally perfects everything that concerns you, both your enemies and friends will be amazed. And it will be forward ever for you from that moment, and backward never! Good morning and have a nice weekend!
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