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You really only need 3 guns: - A AR-15 - A good bolt gun - A 9mm pistol - A 44 mag revolver - A 12ga shotgun (slug gun) - A 12ga shotgun, semi (buck) - A belt-fed Rifle - A 40mm GL - A Tank - A Barrett 50cal - A vintage BP rifle - A 2nd 9mm pistol - A Vulcan Autocannon

There came a knock at my gate, and a young warrior, small but formidable, stood ready for battle. She was perhaps nine. Behind her, at the sidewalk, a parent stood like a supply wagon. The sash carried badges of past campaigns. She looked up at me and spoke the words every American fears and longs for: "Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?" In Japan, sales require months of relationship. Tea is poured. Cards are exchanged with two hands. Here, a nine-year-old general appears on your own land with a binder of product, and resistance has never once succeeded in the history of the republic. "What is your strongest unit?" I asked. "Thin Mints. Everybody gets Thin Mints." "And if I refuse?" She did not answer. She looked at me. The parent shifted weight. Somewhere, a wind chime rang. Refusal, I understood, was technically possible the way swimming to Hawaii is technically possible. "Four boxes," I said. "Most people get more. They freeze." THEY FREEZE. Forward logistics. This child carries doctrine my family needed three centuries to learn: the campaign is won before it is fought, in the freezer. I bought nine boxes. I am told this is called a start. Dale confessed he buys from three generals, granddaughter, coworker's daughter, the girl at the supermarket table, and hides the count from his wife. Tribute, he calls it. Correct. This is not commerce. This is fealty, paid annually, in cookies. I was not hungry. I was outranked. A man does not negotiate with a general who brings Thin Mints. He surrenders, and calls it a donation. The boxes are in my freezer, as instructed. They are nearly gone. She said she would return next year. I have already begun setting aside funds. One does not meet such a commander unprepared twice.

For a glimpse into how reflexively racist and profoundly stupid libs are, read the comments of them crying about a native Brazilian wearing the war paint of his ancestors. “Red face is as bad as black face!” They’re literally retarded.

the secret Skitarii Cancer no Jutsu

Why wouldn’t I want 60k a day?

“But what will the rest of the world think of us?” is a bullshit argument. A. America don’t care. B. “Rest of the world” is almost always code for global leftists anyway, and the regular people of other countries can’t stand their bossy shit libs either. Living our lives based on the theoretical approval of an imaginary global monoculture is stupid. Nobody buys this anymore. Just be American and be awesome.

With the incredible power of "locking in" Ive succesfuly turned my knee pain into hip pain aswell

As stupid as I think lefties are for trying to claim the fandom as a whole by gatekeeping it based on sexual identity, I believe there's a better, more valid argument to be made when it comes to excluding communists from furry communities. The furry fandom functions in a strongly anarcho-capitalist manner because it operates through decentralized, voluntary exchanges in which creators trade their labor in the form of art, fursuits and other goods or services for money, while participants form voluntary private communities. Communism rejects private property, monetary exchange, and the non-aggression principle in favor of collective control. As a result, communism is incompatible with these values and principles, so individuals and private groups within the fandom have every right and incentive to withhold association from those who advocate for it or identify as communists.

Cordis Die Mercenary By @Seraphandreyl

Anyone else getting jealous Commission for @rascaloons

Good. I think it’s awesome. Randos talk dumb shit and everybody thinks creatives are supposed to take it like we are fast food employees. Naw. Where’s the fun in that?

Who said animals can't fly planes? Let's show them how it's done! 🐺🦊✈️ Thanks to @IlarianBlackpaw for this amazing drawover of me and @0xBA60FF1EA5 and I on final approach, I'm in love with how it turned out!

The Skitarii's gonna be so fun to play, gonna be using the Galvanic Rifle :) (Also I'm pretty sure I heard the Garand ping in there but I could be wrong)

bimble: oh there's a lot of them me:

Michael. You are a journalist. Journalism is probably the easiest fucking thing to be credentialed in, that's why folks of your mental caliber are drawn to it. Thus you are not qualified in any way imaginable to tell the US Military what they're supposed to do. Period. You are a gnat telling an elephant what it should do, with an unearned arrogance that you've wielded for so long that any sense of self-awareness you may have ever had has been numbed to it. Which is a very typical thing for a journalist, and this is why everyone justifiably hates you and your ilk. You have zero military experience. If you did, you wouldn't have taken such a demonstrably idiotic position on this debate. I, on the other hand, not only have military experience, I also served in the same branch as Platner and what's more, I served during the same time as Platner and inside the same unit that cataloged and photographed Marine and sailor tattoos. I've been spending the day talking to others on this app about my experience working in Combat Camera cataloging and identifying what your side of the political spectrum deems "problematic". This includes gang-affiliated tattoos and white supremacist tattoos. Now here's the thing, Michael. Marines love their tats, and as an illustrator serving in the USMC, I had requests all the time from other Marines about a sick tat idea they had. And you know what the funny thing is? Nearly every single one of them involved a skull of some sort. This also applied to extant tattoos that we had to photograph and catalog. Marines love skull tats like none other. And you're probably thinking in that dim little journalist mind of yours that I'm proving your point. I'm not. I'm also a student of WWII history. I draw a comic now that is essentially rooted in WWII history and make callbacks and references to it all the time that my readers are quick to detect and identify. You see, the totenkopf is a very distinct skull and crossbone design. All skull and crossbone designs are, really. The skull and the bones immediately trigger a primal response in our brain. That's why pirates used it on their flags. That's why manufacturers use it to label poison, and have done so for several centuries now. It is not a design that lends itself to "you've seen one, you've seen them all" given how the chemistry of our brains react to it. Even the tiniest distinctions of the design are enough to make our brain separate them as if they were night and day. I should know, because during my enlistment I saw so many fucking skulls decorating the arms and legs and other regions of US Marines that nearly every single one stood out in some way. Every other Marine will likely tell you the same thing. Do you know how many people have seen Schindler's List? Better yet, do you know how many SS and Holocaust movies (and movies adjacent to both) have been produced for film and TV by Hollywood? Over 400 professional, projected and broadcast movies on the subject. And every one of those movies features someone in an SS uniform with that incredibly distinctive design that Himmler himself approved. And here you are doing your best to pretend that hardly anyone today can identify that symbol -- including you and your fellow leftist journalists who have, during the past 30 years, invoke the name of Hitler and his National Socialists EVERY FUCKING CHANCE YOU GET. And what's more, you are telling my military to use the discredited ADL as a source to identify hateful symbols. The ADL is not a credible source and nobody knows this better than Hegseth, given how the ADL reacted to his tattoo and how they contributed to Charlie Kirk's murder (something that likely delighted you to no end.) They don't need to do that, Michael. Like I told you, I photographed and identified tattoos in the Marines for just this very purpose. And what very few objectionable tattoos we ever found, they were gang-related. I never once, in all of those thousands of skull tattoos sported by Marines, saw a single fucking totenkopf. You know why? Because those clowns were weeded out long before they got to my purview. One of the fellows I was with during the Initial Strength Test right before Boot Camp Receiving Week was over had a "Only God Could Judge Me" tattoo. Homeboy was on a bus within a few hours of that, heading home back to the ghetto and his gangster friends. The US Marines and the military know what they're doing, you arrogant pile of shit, and you have zero authority telling us how to handle our affairs. And one more thing: If Platner had ever showed off his tattoo to his command while he was in, he would have been drummed out very quickly. The USMC cares about only three things: The first is the Mission, the second is troop welfare, and the third is our image. That's why Only God Can Judge Me was pulled out boot camp that day and sent packing. We don't want gangsters, commies, or nazis who can potentially make us look bad down the road. And an SS death's head tattoo certainly fucking qualifies in that regard.

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Look up in the sky! It's a plane! It's a fursuit! IT'S A PLANE FURSUIT?!? ✈️ Strafe is one of the COOLEST suits we've ever made!💥 He's an F-14 Tomcat jet with glowing eyes, huge claws, muscle padding, big wings, tons of minky details, plush engines, AND detachable missiles!🤯