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15 Nov 2024
I think I'll be spending more time in the beautiful blue sky. I hope you'll connect with me there. winkprogress.bsky.social
Follow me there and I'll follow back. If you reply with a request for a follow, please include link like I did here. #IFB #resisters and #CATS
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On the bright side, Lance is enjoying France! Can't believe this isn't an #AprilFoolsDay gag. @AirbnbHelp offered one thing but gave another... and they wont do a thing about it. Hell of a way to do business, @Airbnb. And this after 70 nights!
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For anyone wondering what happened, absolutely nothing! They stuck by their, "we don't care what refund we told you you'll get."
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24 Sep 2025
Quattro Stagioni.
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2 Aug 2025
Lance, right, celebrating 3 weeks murder-free. Actually, I think Tank is the one celebrating! #prozac #cats #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter
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25 Jul 2025
Hey @ChipotleTweets. Reheating a burrito bowl with lettuce is just as bad as with sour cream or guac. I always ask for lettuce on the side in person, but that optionβs missing online. Please add it to the app and website! #eatyourveggies
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12 Jul 2025
Latte is nearly 8 and needs a loving home. He's so friendly! And check out the magic ear hairs on this handsome gentleman. Not quite available yet, but keep an eye on SFSPCA's website. He'll show up there when he's ready. sfspca.org #cats #Caturday
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1 Jul 2025
#ChatGpt Pana Cotta recipe with some things I had handy: mango, greek yogurt, gelatin, & evaporated milk. Waiting for it to set now, but it tastes amazing and looks pretty good too. (My pic, chatgpt recipe.)
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12 Jun 2025
Damaged items are common. Just requested refund online, and instead of immediately granting it, as it used to, it's under review. What a hassle. Also, if you see a 2 for 1 deal, be sure to buy 2. Your shopper wont realize there's a deal and give you an extra for the same price.
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4 Apr 2025
Hey fellow #gamers.
I found this note in a junk drawer from 25-30 years ago. My wife immediately recognized it. Do you?
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27 Nov 2024
Tank and Lance the Pants hope you'll follow us over at winkprogress.bsky.social
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21 Feb 2025
To explain: You've got an American hockey player going up against a Canadian hockey player. They're both 1.9 meters tall. Hardly a fair match up. But at least it's Fahrenheit!
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21 Feb 2025
#Grok3 may have it's uses, but it fails at some pretty basic stuff. At least it has a "sense of humor". I do love that it referred to "Leon's hype train".
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18 Jan 2025
π¨ BREAKING: President Biden's term concludes with zero political appointees indicted or convicted, and no cabinet resignations over improprietyβan ethical benchmark rarely seen, especially in contrast to Trump's administration. Well done!
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