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BREAKING: Following Israel's attack on Lebanon this morning, Iran had canceled negotiations and prepared to attack Israel, per Fars News. However, after "last-minute concessions" offered by President Trump, Iran was "persuaded to forgo the attack." These concessions reportedly include: 1. The preservation of Lebanon’s territorial integrity 2. Israel’s withdrawal from the Lebanese border. 3. "The immediate lifting of the siege" Iran is expected to release an official statement on the peace deal shortly.
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The Knicks have cancelled all watch parties outside of MSG due to Donald Trump’s attendance for Game 3, per Knicks PR.
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Instagram removed a story showing injured children in Gaza from today, calling it “child nudity.” They’re trying so hard to suppress evidence of Israel’s genocide.
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It was nearly two years ago and we just now learn of this incredibly important detail? This all happened within hours of the Reagan attempt in 1981, and was immediately shared with the public btw. The entire country knew what the complex motive was on the same day, 45 years ago!
Butler County, PA Sheriff’s deputy exchanged two emails with Thomas Matthew Crooks before the July 13, 2024 Trump rally sh—ting, per Judicial Watch.
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People in the military leaking this stuff now - when Israel has been spying on the US for decades - is an interesting development
The Pentagon has raised its counterintelligence threat level for Israel amid concerns about eavesdropping on U.S.-Iran talks. nyti.ms/4xcOYLv
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The avg person—even the avg educated person—does not get how fucking weird most writing from 200 years ago can be
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Hollywood’s favorite story: the broke outsider who self-financed an $80k movie on credit cards. The receipts: a ~$1M elite education, $330k in grants on her prior film, and a father - a Chinese real-estate and equity investor - credited as an executive producer. I call it “poorface.” New piece: open.substack.com/pub/hollyw…
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Ah well, what are you going to do.
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There were only a few dozen people in the audience, but every single one of them went out and formed a clandestine mind control program
Velvet Underground playing for the American Society of Clinical Psychiatrists [1966]
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ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>
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every passage is like "hitler demanded 50000 planes to be made in one year. albert speer swore he would make a hundred thousand planes instead. by using slave labor and at the expense of everything else they made 23469 planes. in that same time the allies made 250 billion planes"
have a wonderful weekend gang. I am reading a book that I have been assured is a laugh a minute
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Father of Palestinian baby shot dead by IDF: I stopped, then they opened fire haaretz.com/west-bank/2026-0…
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this is so fucking stupid
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Woodrow Wilson had a stroke and they kept it a secret. FDR couldn't walk and they kept it a secret. Eisenhower had heart attacks and they kept it a secret. Reagan had colon cancer and dementia and they kept it a secret. Trump's health is much worse than whatever they let us see.
Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement
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The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began. The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start. Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have. If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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Exquisite timing on this story, Bari Weiss Newsletter
A stock market boom is elevating more Americans into the ranks of the nation's millionaires, a new study finds. cbsn.ws/3RQd7HM
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Have $40,000 on a 4-way parlay involving the Knicks winning game 2 that unfortunately also requires Scary Movie 6 to become "certified fresh" on rotten tomatoes by tomorrow morning
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An Iranian monarchist “feminist” bot celebrating Bonnie Blue’s pregnancy drinking might be one of the darkest things I’ve witnessed on here. Perfectly encapsulates the rot beneath the regime change rhetoric
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Yesterday I wrote about Israel’s murder of 27 Lebanese Boy Scouts & Scout leaders. Photos I posted of 4 smiling Scouts were immediately declared “graphic content.” Now a screenshot showing they were falsely deemed “graphic content,” has also been deemed “graphic content.” Inception-level censorship.
Replying to @wyattreed13
The pictures of the children scout martyrs is “graphic content” on Musk’s platform
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