“In the early 21st century history was made. On June 12th 2026 Earth received its first USD Trillionaire. He achieved this by saying “we will land on Mars and shit” and the irrational barbarians of the era, manipulated by investment banker prognoses and irrational wealth aspirations literally gave him never before seen wealth. Some of these savages called it “vibes based investing” while others actually believed his intentions. That, kids, is one of the reasons we centrally plan the economy now”
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