A lady calls the police to report her husband missing.
The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 feet 2 inches tall, with blonde wavy hair and a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next-door neighbor to verify the report, and the neighbor tells them, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5 feet 4 inches tall, has no hair, and wears a perpetual frown on his face.”
The neighbor then asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, “Just because I reported him missing doesn’t mean I wanted him back.”