ANOTHER missing £400K connected to the SNP??

I can do my onions faster than this 😐

Me and the Glasgow Girl (my wife lol) are catching up on last nights match. She hates flags and nationalism but is singing and shouting and has told me flags are "ok at the football" 🤣🥰

Tha bangers and mash one are dead tasty. Don't taste like bangers and mash tho. If you like a meaty crisp the will hit the spot!

RT @daveatherton: I'm pretty sure the police 🚔 have been told by Starmer, Lord Hermer @attorneygeneral and Shabana Mahmood to brutalise pat…

What the heck??? No wonder Gordon isn't short of a bob or two 🤣

So we packed up a picnic and headed straight for Downhill Demesne and were rewarded with the very best that Northern Ireland can throw out when we aren't beating seven shades out of each other then blaming themuns cos they started it. Stunning beaches (Downhill and Portstewart Strand). Stunning views. History. Swallows. Nature. A picnic on a rug inside Downhill house when a young pup tried to raid our food to howls of laughter and trying to save the chicken wings. Ya couldn't bate it wi a big stick, as we say in Lurgan. Home, tired, having a pint with the most gorgeous person inside and out, myself. Kidding, it's my long suffering wife, my bestest friend in the whole world. If your Sunday wasn't as good as mine hopefully next Sunday will! Slainté!

Mussenden temple. #northernireland

Mussenden temple #northernireland

Downhill house. #northernireland

Portstewart strand earlier #northernireland

Rate our picnic spot out of 10.

I need help from my Twitter compadres and the equine community please. 🙏 Would anyone be aware of anywhere in the North UK/Yorkshire offering ground based equine therapy for people with serious health conditions?

Challenge accepted 🤗

My pee smells of asparagus and that makes me giggle like I am 12 years old. I am 54. Always take joy in the little things 🥰

We just watched Paul Anka singing My Way in 1970 and it was tremendous. Sinatra couldn't touch this guy. BBC2 playing a blinder tonight. No, I do not and will never pay the BBC tax 😁

If you haven't seen "Send Help" then make a point of doing so. Don't read reviews or watch trailers it is not the movie you think it is. It is a belter.

We are watching Send Help. Things just went a bit mental 😮😅

Ok so these Lidl southern fried chicken thighs/legs are going down a storm. I sautee'd shallot, mushroom and asparagii (lol) in butter. Also par steamed baby potato cubes then sautee'd in butter, garlic butter and fresh rosemary/thyme. Pepper sauce to finish. Dog even got 😁

That is some tweet.