selling insecurity in a pretty bottle -- ecom rainmaker

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I just helped a client hit $21,122 in 7 days. • No fancy funnel • From a ‘dead’ list • Without slimy tactics You’re 1 good campaign away from the same… Want the playbook? Here’s the exact email strategy I used:
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Andrew Wood retweeted
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basically all of our success on amazon is thanks to @WriteWithWood (my CMO & uglier sibling)
30 Nov 2025
after our first 3.5 months on amazon we hit 100k yesterday yayyyyy how should i celebrate????
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typical canadian sunday do hard things
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Top 3 things you hate to see after getting into a smoooth work flow
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Question: "How do you deliver a VSL more naturally?" Answer: "Loose as a goose, baby"
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I want you to be honest... Are my drawings better or worse than what you'd see in kindergarten? (Explaining why we connect @carrd <> @kit like this)
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Today I discovered the REAL reason why 99.5% of men have microplastics in their balls... (and why you probably do too)
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Client W on TT shop: • 327k impressions • 2k in sales • 1 video And this was just 1 week. October's gonna be a big month.
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Selfish reasons I started a business: • To become wealthy • To prove people wrong • To have control over my time • To be free to travel when I feel like it Sometimes personal vendettas can be more motivating than what's "right."
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How to improve your open rates instantly with 1 simple automation (100% guaranteed): Use this diagram to create an unsubscribe automation for people who haven't opened in 60 days.
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Saturday work sesh: - Caffeine ✅ - Clear goal ✅ - Time bound ✅ - Headphones in ✅ feat. @BuildWithAdam
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If watching nearly everything on 1.5-2.0x speed is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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You've probably heard: "The best way to get inbound is to stack social proof" ...But why is that? Well by default, you're not far off from a Nigerian prince. Guys like the "Hey can I buy your Stripe account?" scammer have ruined the game for us. But when you have PROOF from REAL PEOPLE that you can deliver... You have trust, and trust yields business.
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The easiest way to burn your email list (and how to avoid it): Constantly pitching. Think about it... If you had a friend constantly double, TRIPLE texting his crush asking her out... We all know how that goes. You'd be a good friend to tell him to "build value and nurture"
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Your writing is best done in stages. There's a reason your 13-in-1 shampoo is awful. Do everything at once... And you suck at them all. Break writing into: 1. Ideation 2. Research 3. Drafting 4. Editing You'll elevate your writing while saving time.
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1 of the best (yet not talked about) reasons to write a newsletter: -> Near 0-cost retargeting to interested leads. When they first opted into your funnel... They weren't *quite* ready to book a call yet. But if you consistently: • Make yourself known • Stack & show social proof • Nurture Cold leads become "ready-to-buy" leads, fast.
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I just helped a client hit $21,122 in 7 days. • No fancy funnel • From a ‘dead’ list • Without slimy tactics You’re 1 good campaign away from the same… Want the playbook? Here’s the exact email strategy I used:
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P.P.S. If you want to transform your email list into a 24/7 client-generating machine, I’m revealing all the secrets in my newsletter. I’ll show you how to write so you can close clients like clockwork (even if you’re not a copy expert). Join the list today: yourbetterletter.com/subscri…

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