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23 Apr 2025
My fifteenth novel (feels weird to type that!) and fifth book in the Tower of Somnus series is out. If you like cyberpunk, magic, aliens, and corporate intrigue- check the series out! Books 1-4 are on Audible, and all books are on Kindle Unlimited.
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Congratulations on the Stanley Cup Canes. One of the best dipping sauces out there. You deserve it.
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Apparently the British have just been eating our super cheap and kinda trash food for decades? That's what I'm getting from all of this. Reading my replies, it's like they only have access to our EBT food.
A single slice of actual aged cheddar would have you on your knees in tears. Wisconsin would be a religious experience for you.
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Story time!
Perhaps not a happy story? I suppose that all depends on you.
What is the most likely scenario when there is only one hero to defend earth against uncountable billions of invaders?
Either all of humanity gets their rear in gear and starts working together, or the 90% attrition estimate becomes... all too real.
#anybloodbutred #ChanceEncounter #moisties #booktuber #fantasybooks #epicfantasy #tactical #survival #military #booklover #bookish #bookstagram #booktok
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A single slice of actual aged cheddar would have you on your knees in tears. Wisconsin would be a religious experience for you.
Jun 14
British bread is actually bread and doesnโt taste like cake. British cheddar is actually cheddar and not gummy, processed cheese curd. Raw onion is full of flavour. There is nothing wrong with simple food and these cobs are delicious. Americans are apparently afraid of food
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Jun 13
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
Jun 12
what fetish did twitter porn psyop you into liking
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Jun 13
Turkish twitter has moved beyond genocide denial and straight onto "and I'd do it again too"
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Jun 13
The number of people turning major criminal cases into political litmus tests is wild. Karmelo Anthony stabbed a guy in the heart. The Palestinian Action people fractured someone's spine with a hammer.
It isn't a conspiracy or corrupt to throw someone in prison for that crap.
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Jun 13
Nebraskan hands typed this tweet
The Plains are part of the Midwest. That's just a fact. Like how New England is part of the Northeast.
Nobody with a brain thinks KY is in the Midwest.
Nobody with a brain thinks MO in the South. That's why fans of SEC schools reject Mizzou as part of the conference
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Jun 13
What if we cut down on the size of the pitch and the player count to make the game faster with more scoring chances too? Maybe we can put them on ice and let them use sticks to hit the ball so it goes really fast? Heck, we can even make the substitute without stopping play
Jun 12
I know this is a stupid American take... but every time I watch soccer, I cannot figure out the limited substitutions rule. Look how tired these players are. Just let them substitute. Think of how slow basketball would be if the same players had to play 48 minutes straight.
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Jun 13
Some guy that had an "own goal first ten minutes" prop bet on the USA Paraguay game just made bank
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Jun 12
Where the fuck is FEMA?
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this is like 9/11 for people in Wisconsin
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My OC is called "Sonic with big naturals and a dump truck"
Ok so imagine Sonic, but with heaving bahungas and a dumper approaching critical mass. He is headcanonically pregnant all the time and smokes weed
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Jun 11
In Chicago. This didn't come easy. I had to grind for this view.
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Jun 11
My World Cup Predictions:
Knicks in 5
Footy does not in fact come home
Spain beats Portugal 3:2 in the final
Yamine Lamal wins MVP and in his acceptance speech he thanks Adidas, God, and his teammates in that order.
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Jun 10
Came across this online and I have to say, I love ChatGPT. It is absolutely going to get some Libertarians sent to prison.
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Jun 10
The Big10 (one of the 4 biggest college football divisions, and no there are a lot more than 10 teams. Don't worry about it.) has 3 times the average game attendance as the entire MLS and its media deal is worth roughly 4 times as much.
To the Europeans, donโt listen to a word this fucking idiot says. If youโre an adult over 30 you most likely do not give a single fuck about college football. MLS is one of the fastest growing professional sports in America if not the fastest.
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Writers be writin'
I love how it's always *checks notes* "writers" that feel the need to "explain" America and sh*t on everything.
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