I am a writer✍️I could not be prouder👏And if you cannot hear me👂I’ll shout a little louder!📣 #amediting a 7 book series📚#WritingCommunity
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25 Oct 2023
Hi Twitter writers... or sorry I mean X writers. Ex-writers? Ex-Twitter writers then. Who's still writing a book that they started in 1664? I am!!! And would love to follow you all, so please do come forth with your likes & follows and I'll do the like & follow back thing😁
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Tammo⚔️🛡️ retweeted
Good morning all...it's Friday, so:
1. Slap everyone who deserves it ✋
2. Buy my books 📚 (only if you like laughing...they're not for miserable bastards)
Or
1. Don't buy my books
2. Slap yourself for being a miserable bastard
2. I'll come round and slap you ✋
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Tammo⚔️🛡️ retweeted
23 Dec 2025
Six Idiots Witness a Murder.
Out now at Amazon.
(Only buy it if you have a sense of humour and need some escape over the holidays 😁).
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Tammo⚔️🛡️ retweeted
5 Dec 2025
Five books...two series, lots of dead people and much chortling and snort laughs.
Six Idiots Witness a Murder (3 books)
The Assassins' Social Club (2 books)
Available on Amazon and Kindle 😀
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Tammo⚔️🛡️ retweeted
7 Jul 2025
The paperback is now out in the wild 📔
Murder! Mystery! Intrigue! Friendship! Incompetence! Homicidal monkeys! 😂
amazon.co.uk/Assassins-Socia…
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Tammo⚔️🛡️ retweeted
30 Jun 2025
My new book is out today in paperback as well as Kindle.
Only buy it if you like escapism, intrigue,laughter, warm characters, an interesting story....and homicidal monkeys.
😁
#WritingCommunity
Amazon/Kindle
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22 Jun 2025
A post for writers:
What do you love & hate most about writing?
What's been the best & worst thing about your journey/experiences?
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Tammo⚔️🛡️ retweeted
20 Jun 2025
Did you know...you could download the two most readable, interesting and fun books you'll ever read in your life for less than £5? Bargain!
Laughter, warm characters, exotic global locations, murder, mystery and homicidal monkeys! What's not to love?!
Kindle
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Tammo⚔️🛡️ retweeted
20 Jun 2025
For those of you who like escapism, humour, mystery and globe-trotting assassinations, this was released yesterday and has already seen its first sales 😁
Kindle version available now, paperback in a few days.
The Assassins' Social Club 2.
#books
#readingcommunity
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10 Feb 2025
Writers, please explain to me why Grammarly has a seething spitting hatred for the word 'actually'.
I can mostly reason out the Why's for most of its corrections, but WHAT'S WRONG with 'Actually'??!😭💀
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31 Dec 2024
Writers of Twitter! Please help me!
Can I use 'mightying' (mighty ing) as a word? IS IT a legit word?
I'm sure I've heard someone once use it.
Eg:
'He sat still, waiting to be moved by mightying answers only.'
OR:
'He sat still, immovable - waiting only, for mightying answers.'
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31 Dec 2024
I can't find answers on the internet because I'm too dumb to know if it's being used as a verb or adjective or what all else. I ain't a grammar guru. Internet is talking to me about progressive verbs?? I think I'm googling all wrong.
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Tammo⚔️🛡️ retweeted
16 Sep 2024
New book alert!
Perfect for all the dads and those who tell dad jokes!
amazon.co.uk/Dad-Thoughts-hi…
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9 Sep 2024
Writing is a labour of love for me.
But after 18 years of working on the same series, I now allow myself to call it 'work'.
This is work. Real hard wuuuurk people. Cannot wait to clock off!
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9 Jul 2024
Who else struggles to write synopses?
Been writing my series for 18 years & counting. Finally having a go at writing the synopsis for book 1... &... I'm blank.
Fuck knows what my book is about😅
It's been in my head for too long. It's the size of the universe & it's impossible!
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16 Apr 2024
The pitfall of taking 18 years to write a 7book series:
By the time you get to edit it properly, you've grown and matured so much that you realise just how much your early stuff is in desperate need of a complete OVERHAUL!🥴
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1 Apr 2024
When your mom is neurotic.
And you leave her a message to tell her that you broke your arm.
And she hits panic mode and phones you at a flying rate of 21 missed calls in one hour.
And then you tell her 'Happy April Fools'😁
...Yes, I got called a 'little shit'😂
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23 Mar 2024
Someone may or may not be getting a new car on Monday.
It may or may not be me.
In other news, I'm planning a 10 day roadtrip around the UK, do you think a Skoda Fabia will look pretty cool driving off into the sunset?😁
Cannot wait!!! 😍
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20 Mar 2024
Finished editing, proofreading and formatting my 2nd book in my series🤩 Time to find a field and run wild in it, screaming and laughing my head off!😅
I did it. I finally did it. Just 5 more books to go🤯
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Tammo⚔️🛡️ retweeted
24 Jan 2024
If you've read the first two hilarious 'Six Idiots' books you'll be pleased to learn the final book of the trilogy is out now 😁
If you haven't read them, now's the perfect time to get yourself a threesome on Amazon 😊 😂
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10 Mar 2024
Moving on to proofreading the last chapter of my 2nd book and then I take a peek at book 3 and decide 'oh actually the 1st chptr there can be the last chptr here, & last chptr here can be the 1st chptr there'
I'm supposed to be proofreading, not rearranging the plot🤯omg
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