(he/him) Broadcast Programmer for Unrivaled Tournaments. I'd literally pay someone to write my essay.

Joined July 2009
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when the CROWNED: Ver.2 hits
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Don’t you see him? WE see him. HE’s right there 🖤
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oh wow a countdown to nothing
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For those that are considering attending C3 but aren't sure, allow us to introduce you to our lead tournament organizing team: @Magik4FGC They have: ✅ 24 years of combined event planning experience ✅ 250 local tournaments hosted ✅ 5 years running consistent local events ✅ Active in youth programs, helping grow the next generation of gamers and future esports talent ✅ Deeply rooted in community building — from karaoke nights to cookie day, Brewers tailgates, birthday bashes, and their annual Thanksgaming meal ✅ Proud game lead & bracket support at major events: 4 years each at Frosty Faustings & Combo Breaker, 2 years at EVO We can assure you, this team is all about making sure YOU have the best day possible at C3. Let us prove it: start.gg/mke
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I really didn't think we'd hit the Ignition 400 cap and with over a week to go nonetheless, that's crazy
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🚨 WOW! The price of oil has dropped BELOW $80 per barrel for the first time in MONTHS Just as President Trump promised! He's proven right again! 🔥
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Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae… Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?
They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳
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Who is a Nepotism kid with actual talent?
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Chicago 🫂 NJ @syrup_nair is here. It’s time. 2 more reg spots. B-tier status soon. Help claim the last two spots ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Jon Stewart slammed fighter Josh Hokit for saying Michelle Obama was a man during his post-fight interview at Sunday night’s UFC Freedom 250 event: “My God, what a f---ing a--hole. F---ing a--hole. I look forward to his performance on next week’s ‘Comics Unleashed.’” variety.com/2026/tv/news/jon…
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Such is the madly erratic nature of Trump, that he can go from sounding like the most hawkish, pro-Israel president one day, to the most dovish, anti-Israel president the next day. Which is why listening to Trump is pointless; what matters is paying attention to what he does.
‼️‼️President Trump: if Israel can't do the job without killing everyone else, he'll do the job. Syria will do the job. ‼️NowBibi has to be more responsible with respect to Lebanon. Lebanon used to be a great country. It was a country where you had professors, doctors, lawyers. The great intellect was in Lebanon. ‼️I'm not happy with the way Israel has handled themselves with Lebanon and with Hezbollah, they should have been able to do the job faster. ‼️President Trump: I've had a great relationship with Bibi, but now Bibi has to be more responsible with respect to Lebanon. Lebanon used to be a great country. It was a country where you had professors, doctors, lawyers. The great intellect was in Lebanon. Now it's just, it's terrible.
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If this is accurate (and there are lots of reasons to distrust the source), this would be a hell of a good deal for Iran.
Copy of the document to be signed by the United States and Iran 1. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States, together with their allies in the current war, declare upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding an immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon, and undertake that from now on they will not launch any hostile action against each other, and will refrain from the threat or use of force against each other. The final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article and the remaining Articles. 2. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity, and to refrain from interfering in each other's internal affairs. 3. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to negotiate and reach a final agreement within a maximum period of 60 days, extendable by mutual consent. 4. Immediately upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, the United States Lift the naval blockade and prevent any interference or obstruction against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and restore traffic within a maximum of 30 days to its full capacity; the traffic of ships shall be proportional to the pre-war volume of traffic on the part of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States also undertakes to withdraw its forces from the surrounding areas within 30 days after the final agreement. 5. Upon signing this Memorandum of Understanding, the Islamic Republic of Iran will immediately take steps to ensure that the movement of merchant ships from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of ​​Oman and vice versa is resumed within 30 days to the pre-war volume, taking into account the need for the removal of technical obstacles and the neutralization of mines by Iran. 6. The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be formulated within 60 days. 7. The United States commits to ending, on a schedule to be agreed upon as part of the final agreement, all types of sanctions currently facing the Islamic Republic of Iran, including resolutions of the United Nations Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, both primary and secondary. 8. The Islamic Republic of Iran reiterates that it will never produce nuclear weapons. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States have agreed that the fate of enriched material and the fate of all other mutually agreed nuclear-related issues, including Iran’s nuclear needs, will be adequately addressed in a final agreement; the final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article. 9. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that, pending a final agreement, they will maintain the status quo: Iran will maintain the status quo on its nuclear program, and the United States will not impose new sanctions on Iran or strengthen its forces in the region. 10. The United States undertakes that immediately after the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and until the date of the lifting of sanctions, the United States Treasury Department will issue waivers for exports of Iranian crude oil, petrochemical products and their derivatives, and all related services, including banking, insurance, transportation, and the like. 11. The United States undertakes that, in light of the progress of negotiations towards a final agreement, frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran will be released and made fully available. These funds, whether held in the master account or transferred, will be used for any final beneficiary payment determined by the Central Bank of the Islamic Republic of Iran
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It really is just this
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @serrisfroon I'M NOT TOO LATE
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WE ARE 10 SPOTS AWAY FROM CAPPING IGNITION 400 IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING GOING, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE
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Spike Lee tells ICE to stay away from Knicks victory parade
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IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO COMMENTARY AT IGNITION 400: I'd like to have at least some semblance of a schedule down so we can have people comms when they're not playing. So please fill this out. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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Square Enix Music - ulse: FINAL FANTASY XIV Remix Album Vol. 2 - Return to Oblivion Composer: Masayoshi Soken Arranger: Saya Yasakii
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Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster - Strago's Theme Composer: Nobuo Uematsu Arranger: Reo Uratani
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