33. amateur snowboarder, semi-professional wax tech, professional computer scientist. Bruins, Red Sox, Steelers, and occasionally pics of my dogs.

Joined April 2011
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17 Apr 2017
Kendrick: "Coachella you here right now" ME:
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REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE
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LEWIS HAMILTON NEW RACE LEADER

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SUMMER OF LEWIS
BACK ON THE TOP STEP 💪 #F1 #BarcelonaGP
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The FIFA hydration break is pure capitalism.
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This would be a generational episode of the 🎨
Replying to @desusnice
Please reunite with @THEKIDMERO and do an episode of the Bodega Boys to celebrate
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Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles
JUST IN: Redditor claims he can now “use ChatGPT” in his head & accurately predict what it would say.
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You people have no idea what kind of shit Maine liberals are on lol
Fascinating politics up here in Ellsworth, Maine
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Pablo Sanchez has gone tarps off at the Cardinals game

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Jun 2
Parks and Rec paunch burger ass drink
JUST IN: Crumbl cookie company releases drink with 186,000mg of sugar — leading to outrage, calls to make the drink illegal.
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Jun 2
So incredibly fired up to see some of my oldest friends this weekend with a double dose of @Lane8music
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Jun 2
Really going to miss this yard when this thing sells
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Jun 1
Accepted a new job the other day so I’m spending my last two weeks at my current job (which I hate) smoking king sized hash joints and drinking pressed juices on company time
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Jun 1
Dang, just missed this by 60 years
JUST IN: Those who invested $10.41 in IBM in 1932 are now millionaires.
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CEO waking up to a $500M Claude API bill
NEW: AI consultant reveals a client accidentally spent $500,000,000.00 in a single month after failing to set employee limits on Claude usage.
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May 29
This actually means Trevor Story is going to be out for 13 weeks
A “TS” billboard covered in 13 ‘Toy Story’ clouds has been spotted.
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easy. lowell, ma
Guess the city without cheating?
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Another day waking up as PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
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"Let's make a shoe that looks like the interior of the Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer edition"
I wanted a pair of Chris Webber wood panel shoes in high school. In retrospect, it’s a good thing I was poor.
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Wood grain Dadas were so nasty lmao
was showing my daughter some popular basketball shoes and she asked me to show her the ugliest ones of all time. you could see smoke coming off my thumbs i googled these so fast.
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May 24
Easy Sunday morning
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