🫦On Hiatus🫦 “a podcast for people that like LotR and cum jokes" - a guy online hosted by @krystipryde, please be nice to me
Joined February 2021
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You Have My Sword Podcast, Brb retweeted
15 Mar 2022
My tender body is ready to be beheaded by Harry Potter fans
This chaotic episode:
✨ Magic systems
✨ Grima Wormtongue
✨ Dropping a piano on JK Rowlings head Looney Tunes style
✨Trans rights are human rights ✅
15 Mar 2022
This week's listener question: How does spell casting differ between the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings worlds? 🧐
⚔️ Listen to @KrystiPryde explain it all in the new episode of @YHMSpodcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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You Have My Sword Podcast, Brb retweeted
15 Mar 2022
This week's listener question: How does spell casting differ between the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings worlds? 🧐
⚔️ Listen to @KrystiPryde explain it all in the new episode of @YHMSpodcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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You Have My Sword Podcast, Brb retweeted
15 Mar 2022
becoming the all-seeing eye as soon as someone shares a lil goss
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2 Mar 2022
Bilbo more like DILDO am I right
I am the first person to think of this
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2 Mar 2022
If you don’t give a shit about my podcast that’s fine, but this episode has murdering hobbit archers —- so like??
1 Mar 2022
Hey nerds! New episode of @YHMSpodcast for you! Krysti highlights that not even the Shire is safe from the industrial revolution and the chokehold of gods ✨
⚔️Learn more here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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You Have My Sword Podcast, Brb retweeted
15 Feb 2022
We're talking about STING! And no, not the musician, the iconic SWORD 🗡The history of Sting begins millennia before The Lord of the Rings and most of it in fact belongs to the First and Second Ages of Middle-earth.
⚔️Learn more in the new @YHMSpodcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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You Have My Sword Podcast, Brb retweeted
18 Jan 2022
Why The Eagles Couldn't Take the F*ckin Ring?!?This is probably THE most titular question in the Tolkien universe & @KrystiPryde climbs into the belly of the beast to address your concerns & questions.
⚔️Listen to the new @YHMSpodcast here: youtube.com/watch?v=Q-xawY1s…
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3 Jan 2022
Today is Tolkiens birthday!
It’s also the anniversary of my fake boobs. Coincidence?
(yes)
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28 Dec 2021
No new episode today! We are in hibernation until the new year — but the good news is, when we return January 4th, 2022 I’m going to finally tell you fuckers why the Eagles couldn’t take the ring to Mordor 😒
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You Have My Sword Podcast, Brb retweeted
22 Dec 2021
Looking for some erotic hobbit fan fic? Thought you'd never ask 😇Thankfully @KrystiPryde has your back in the latest episode of @YHMSpodcast 🗡
🌶 Get ready for some spice: open.spotify.com/episode/3zf…
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20 Dec 2021
Opening an email from our producer that starts with “We’ll need to run with ‘Erestors Wet Tunnel’ for YouTube instead of ‘Elven Cum Rag’”
Anyways enjoy this Tuesday’s episodes
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You Have My Sword Podcast, Brb retweeted
15 Dec 2021
What do we know about The Watcher in the Water? Not much, honestly, it's another aspect of Tolkien's world left to be vague, whether that is by design or not we can't say for sure.
Listen here to the new @YHMSpodcast here: open.spotify.com/show/4m6xmO…
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You Have My Sword Podcast, Brb retweeted
14 Dec 2021
@YHMSpodcast it is time. Rally the troops, we’re riding straight into @KrystiPryde arms.
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You Have My Sword Podcast, Brb retweeted
2 Dec 2021
This also said "when you also consider your favorite podcast host your family" and to be honest, it isn't really wrong. I love this girl, this 'cast, and all the stuff she does.
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You Have My Sword Podcast, Brb retweeted
5 Dec 2021
One was given to Monica, in his life.
One was given to Erica, by his side.
One was given to Sandra, in the sun.
One was given to Mary, all night long.
But they were all of them deceived. Deep in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Lou Bega forged a master mambo, Mambo No. 5
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30 Nov 2021
HELLO, do not be alarmed -- there is no new episode this Tuesday or next Tuesday because we are relaxing for the Holidays*
**screaming directly into the well of Moria just to feel something
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You Have My Sword Podcast, Brb retweeted
19 Nov 2021
Happy International Mens Day to Aragorn only
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