Ronaldo in USA . Charlie Kirk in USA

When she's on her menstrual cycle, but it's her birthday.

Hi @osumo_brad , I’m Gachie Patrick. A farmer & entrepreneur supplying quality,well -dried onions 🧅 . This hustle Supports me through school and I take pride in farming ,producing and delivering fresh onions . Im kindly request the chance to supply your hotel just once .

My niece is missing. If you see her or have any info, Kindly help us find her🙏

Btw ukisave 150k from your salary every month, in just 5 years utakuwa na 9M. We fail because we lack knowledge

Dear Microsoft. Our African names are not spelling errors.

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It’s now 9:50 PM clocking . Ndo tumetoka shamba and we are now offloading 5 tonnes of fresh ,well dried Redbulb onions 🧅. Mnaona venye najituma ? Good people of the lord , your son is here again🙏place your orders today at only 70bob /KG. Let’s move this stock together

Sisi kazi tumemaliza uwanjani, wale wanaenda Kortini shauri yao.

In case you didn't know.

nikama sisi ndio tutasomesha our boy Bob Paybill ;400222 Account Number; 350500#20260284

But you've never said the same to your fat mother charity begins at home dia!

Mnisaidie guys jamani🥲

Ata receive gifts from folks & she'll tell you it's normal until askie huwa unaletewa packed lunch na your female colleague at work, suddenly she bipolars up

Instead of training for the World Cup ..You are busy saying “Go bek “ Go bek”

I hope the Mexican Latinas will be flashing those big boobies

We grew up watching Mexican telenovelas, our mothers will be disappointed if we support South Africans.

Growing up, you painfully realize it's always a bad idea kuandika close relative to run your business. Sijui kama ni entitlement, wivu ama irresponsibility, but it almost never works. Tuliandika Cuzo wetu mwenye after high school, alikataa mambo ya masomo, kazi ya butchery. Kazi ilikiwa kuuza nyama ya mbuzi, then to speed up stock iishe, we became innovative na tukaweka hapo kando place ya kuuza nyama boil na ugali. We made some profit for the first two months only. After that, it was one loss after another, despite us constantly injecting more capital into the business. Six months in, Kijana mwenye alikuwa na mwili ya Bandit and could easily have passed for a marathon runner before getting the opportunity, akanona mwili mzima hadi mafuta ikampanda kwa uso. Ilifika mahali, karibu macho zipotee zikaanza kukaa kama za Chinese. If you happened to walk behind him and called out his name, shingo ilikuwa imejaa kama ya ndume wa forest and he could no longer turn his head "naturally" kama watu wengine. Ilikuwa lazima apindue mwili mzima kwanza ndio muongee one on one.

Avoid eating food at events, especially events to which you have not been invited. When invited to eat, just say, "Thank you, I am currently fasting." - Drink water - Continue fasting - Cook your food at home The problems with food at events: - They are cooked in seed oils. To make it worse, they recycle the already rancid oils. - The water for cooking may not be good for human use. - The source of the cooked food is unknown. The meat could be infected with anthrax or Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (mad cow disease). - Food cooked for mass consumption is poorly prepared and undercooked. - The persons handling the food may transmit food-related pathogens from one plate to the next. - High risk for Clostridium botulinum infection, which causes foodborne botulism or Clostridium perfringens (food poisoning) or other faecal-oral diseases. However, most people today lack discipline. They are greedy and cannot control their primitive cravings for food. That is why they perish. Be a different human being and rise above mass mediocrity. Listen and thank me later. Or, you will diarrhoea until your rectum becomes hot and red. #BetterTogether