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Jun 5
The Trump administration has stripped protections for the endangered dunes sagebrush lizard, allowing oil and gas drilling in the species' natural habitat.
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All of the replies and qrt's and it feels like almost no one understands that you need to discuss sex, and libido with your partner to understand each other and their level of desire for different types of affection and the aspects to it.
TALK TO THE PERSON YOU FUCKING MARRIED
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Blue Checks don't deserve engagement
BUT the Sentra and F150 could swap spots and you'd have ~18" of clearance from the sidewalk.
Or just park better idk
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May 29
I have to assume the "04" in their bio means they are 4 years old because holy shit is this an incomprehensibly stupid take for anyone with any amount of critical thinking skill or just access to the internet.
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May 26
It's really surprising that a lot of the people with Horrible Memory Disease ended up having the Forgot to Brush Your Teeth Bacteria. Surely there's no other correlation than the bacteria CAUSES the disease so buy my stupid fucking gum.
The bacteria behind your bleeding gums was found in 9/10 Alzheimer’s brains.
P. gingivalis. Every time your gums BLEED, it enters your bloodstream. Then YOUR brain.
Researchers found its DNA in postmortem Alzheimer’s brains. They found its toxic enzymes destroying neurons.
Your dentist treats bleeding gums as a hygiene problem. It’s a brain problem.
Mastic gum KILLED P. gingivalis in published studies.
(PMID: 16822220)
A tree resin from Chios island. Chewed for 3,000 years. Kills the bacteria your toothpaste can’t reach.
→ killed P. gingivalis (Alzheimer’s-linked)
→ killed S. mutans (every cavity)
→ killed 90% of H. pylori strains
→ inhibited Candida
→ killed cancer cells in 6 lines
→ zero toxicity. zero resistance. ever.
Your gums bleed. Your breath comes back. Your brain pays the price 20 years later.
Mastic gum KILLED it.
I take Greco Gum’s Chios-certified mastic personally. Code ALFRED saves you 10%. Link below.
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May 25
If A:TLA had shown Iroh when he was an active General, piercing the outer wall of Ba Sing Se and inflicting the same kind of trauma he experienced with his son, fans would hate him.
Sure he's grown but way too many people only like him because they HAVEN'T seen his bad side
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May 24
Lol. Lmao, even. This is the most retarded drama I've ever seen.
"Gooseworx is innocent you're just trying to say she's racist by association" what is this then 😭
Community note
Nega is a word associated with negative and a counterpart of some protagonists and not the n-word.
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nega-
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May 21
Lemme just put my screaming and crying child in a rear naked choke so I can have some minimum wage employee at Claire's launch a blunt rod through their ear at mach Jesus.
Oh, gotta make sure they're crooked and asymmetrical as well, you know, because the screaming and flailing
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May 20
This shit has to be a humiliation kink or some shit right? Surely there's not multiple retards people involved in producing this all going "he looks like he was about to blow his shit smooth off at the end, let's put this online"
May 18
saying she weighs too much when she’s 6’1 and 130lbs, visibly slim, and he is fatter than her😭😭??? you have to laugh
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May 16
We are not gonna gaslight the left into being pro-LLM/GenAI
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May 14
Going vegan for the sole sake of animal cruelty and then behaving like this is the exact reason why vegans have the stereotypes they do. Saying anything less than an instant and flawless transition into perfect veganism will not help anyone. Get off that ivory tower.
Only putting two knifes in the neck instead of full slaughter is ok for you ?? Only dismembering the leg of a lamb instead of killing it is ok for you ? There is nothing like 90% vegetarian. Either u r a carnist or a vegan.
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May 14
This isn't even addressing the different levels of environmental impact different animal farming has and you CAN make positive changes while still consuming meat. Sure, going full vegan is ideal but there's plenty of room for improvement in between here and there.
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Apr 29
Me when I have to change the entire framing of a thought experiment to make my choice the passive one, and therefore more likely to be chosen so I can look like the reasonable one. Without acknowledging that the framing and premise IS the critical part lmao
Apr 29
A train is coming down a track.
Everyone on Earth has the choice to either tie themselves to the track, or not.
If more than 50% of people choose to tie themselves to the track, the train turns around and doesn't run them over.
Yes or no - do you tie yourself to the track?
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Apr 28
Love the determination of this thread.
Apr 28
Did it work? I'm gonna be testing under this thread bc I wanna do this trend too 🥹
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Apr 24
Made a handy chart to help you figure out which option has the best chance of avoiding easily-avoidable-death
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Apr 20
When you're translating an incredibly context dependent language into English and the literal translation is just "that woman" when the original context was intended to be a sexist, derogatory insult but "that woman" just doesn't hit the same in English.
when the jp audio says "a no onna" but the subtitles say "that bitch"
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Apr 15
It would be really funny if another entity that hosts cons makes a dedicated (or at least strongly encouraged) "Realistic Army/Military/Tactical" Con just as a comical market opportunity.
Looks like all the bad publicity they got knocked some sense into them
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What an abnormal thing to say.
This kinda thing just rubs normal people the wrong way
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I know it's ragebait but seeing "LARP" has already started to build a desire for emotional violence within me. The spirits ache for blood
The larp is insane
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So many would kill for the kind of love and admiration it takes to have someone learn and help take care of your chronic illness.
But too bad he made a couple light hearted jokes to someone about their disability so now its a fetish and all chronically ill people will die alone
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