How are rideshare drivers unaware they can take the carpool lane? I swear some of these drivers should not be

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOUR NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW. (part 2)

That's Timberwolves minority owner, Michael Bloomberg to you, Mike Breen.

Gonna start saying “the fog took em” whenever I’m asked where someone is

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KG's 32 point, 21 rebound, 5 block performance against Sacramento in 2004.

Your move @Timberwolves

Dear @KingJames please come get your 5th ring with the @Timberwolves

From the Athletic's comments section: "Whomever green-lit having the Minnesota F****** Twins do the “Let’s Play Hockey” thing should be fired into the sun yesterday. How on God’s green earth could *anybody* think aligning with those losers was a good idea? Would have felt better to have Jamie Benn make the announcement and then follow it up by pouring sugar into every Wild fan’s gas tank. Seriously, what are we doing here?"

Imagine being the head of the FBI and helping to orchestrate a false flag to save the president’s political career but it just results in your girlfriend getting dicked down in a supply closet and reported on national television

Wrestlemania night 1: horrible Night 2: we're gonna be worse

ENRIQUE FREEMAN FAN CLUB

Because I'm getting older my audience is getting older. They've had to stop the show five times in the last two years cause somebody collapses. So they turn the lights on and I say call 911. Nobody has a phone because they put them in those canvas bags with a lock. So I gotta call 911. What's your emergency? He says is there a doctor in that room? I said I don't know. I don't like crowd work. He goes is the guy breathing? I've got the mic so I don't wanna be too disrespectful to the guy that could be dead. He said can you get close to him? I said I don't know how long the cord is on the mic. The paramedics arrived and he did die but still I got some good laughs out of it.

Dude on that skateboard listening to Fleetwood Mac really had us thinking shit was getting better

Motörhead's ACE OF SPADES played on Netherland church bells. Holy mother this is amazing

This meme is about to go triple diamond

Huge missed opportunity to Hulk Hogan that shit after the win

BLACKSNAPE - I'm Black Snape (Official Music Video)