What’d Mike Vrabel get Dianna Russini for Mother’s Day?

Rumor is Alex Cora was in a relationship with Peter Gammons (@pgammo) and @RedSox ownership is trying to get ahead of it

Hey @BernardGoldberg, I’ve been hunting for the Dec 2020 @RealSportsHBO roundtable where you and Bryant Gumbel debated activism in sports - it’s vanished from the internet! Any chance you have a clip or know where to find it? You were ahead of your time with your perspective!

Biggest plot hole in @BacktotheFuture: @DocBrownLloyd builds a TIME MACHINE but puts it in… a DeLorean. Go to the future? Everyone stares. Go to the past? Everyone REALLY stares. Man invented time travel but not inconspicuousness…

BREAKING: legendary primatologist @JaneGoodallInst has died of monkeypox. @realDonaldTrump’s & @SecKennedy’s vaccine hesitancy campaign convinced the chimps not to get their shots, leading to Jane’s demise

BREAKING: Matt Damon is having a party celebrating @JimmyKimmelLive ‘s cancelation

This Camzyos (@CAMZYOS_US) basketball commercial leaves so many questions: 1. Why get an actor for a “basketball” commercial who’s clearly never played basketball? 2. Who directed this? What are they doing? Is it 1-on-3 vs. the black guy? 3. No one straight handshakes after a basketball game… I hope more research was done on this medication than pickup basketball youtu.be/Xd9JS6PGpz4?si=zZxR…

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was. Do the same for the person who blocked me.

Am I the only one who finds it strange that @AGT ‘s got 4 non-Americans as judges and the majority of the acts are non-Americans?

When can we get a collaboration between @KeithUrban and @johnlegend ? The Urban Legend album is what we need for the summer

Why are so few people left handed? Shouldn’t it be closer to 50% instead of 10% since we have two hands?

People have asked me, “if you had a Time Machine, when would you go? JFK assassination, the birth of Christ, Columbus discovering America?” No, I would go to this Michael Richards performance and sit in the audience. youtu.be/amjUNF_R_PY?si=M5Q8… @AnthonyCumia

In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, they’re definitely giving each other footjobs, right?

In honor of Bob Uecker, here are the probable statistics of the great Cleveland Indians team from the movie Major League:

BREAKING: @finkd (Mark Zuckerberg) goes on @joerogan to confirm he’s relaunching Soul Glo - available now on Facebook Marketplace

This song means to hell with all the bullshit and let’s start over. Happy New Year! youtu.be/Al7ONqrdscY?si=cMTu…

Are drones still flying over New Jersey or have we moved onto frozen fog?

Merry Christmas!

No one hit last night’s Mega Million jackpot. This will be the $500M lump sum payout by state if you hit Friday’s $1.15B jackpot: - No State Tax States (CA, DE, FL, NH, SD, TN, TX, WA, WY): - After Federal Withholding (24%): ~$380 million - States with State Tax: - New York (8.82% state tax): - After Federal & State Taxes: ~$262 million - New Jersey (8% state tax): - After Federal & State Taxes: ~$264 million - Ohio (3.5% state tax): - After Federal & State Taxes: ~$289 million - Georgia (5.49% state tax): - After Federal & State Taxes: ~$281 million - Other States with State Tax (e.g., IL, IN, MI at around 5% state tax): - Approximate After Federal & State Taxes: Slightly less than no-tax states but more than NY or NJ, around $275-$285 million.