I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time
Joined July 2011
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11 Jul 2017
Too busy watering my grass to check if yours is greener
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Mar 15
30 and 10 in a championship game. Best Player in College Basketball ladies and gentlemen. Darius Acuff Jr.
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Mar 15
Cam Boozer is probably going to win National Player of the Year. But Darius Acuff Jr. is the best player in college basketball, period.
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Mar 7
John Daly II ripping DOD’s and chasing down the leaders in his first career PGA Tour event.
The next generation is in good hands.
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12 Nov 2025
When SEC teams go coach shopping.
presented by: @renasant
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20 Sep 2025
Doing 10 reps of watching the Arkansas defense try to play the sport of football
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15 Sep 2025
Woo pig!
14 Sep 2025
So this TeSlaa dude is just gonna have the catch of the year every week. Who the hell is this guy?
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7 Sep 2025
“Sorry to all the gamblers there at the end”
Lane Kiffin cares about your parlay
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6 Aug 2025
Got this text from a fellow Golf addict:
"If I could drive the golf ball my quality of life would be significantly improved"
I feel this to the core of my being.
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31 Jul 2025
Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..
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28 Apr 2025
This Landon Jackson edit is the best thing you’ll see all day
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28 Mar 2025
I never wanna hear the name Federico again
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28 Jan 2025
The biggest takeaway from Trump’s first week is how clear it is that we straight up didn’t have a President for 4 years.
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6 Nov 2024
this is our next vice president btw
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3 Nov 2024
George Bush, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have held power for 28 out of the last 32 years.
All five of them are blaming Trump.
And even better, they claim to have the answers to fix America's problems.
You can't make this up.
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8 Oct 2024
Dear Kamala Harris,
Thank you for doing the 60 Minutes interview yesterday to show the world how dumb you really are.
Thanks,
Real Americans
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