Decadent Fudge Bastard.
Joined December 2012
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Jun 13
Where's Andrew? Couldn't even be bothered to turn up to this and salute for 3 hours straight! Has something happened to him?!
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Jun 13
Favourite type of grot?
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Good ol' in 'n out
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Up the wrong'un
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Hotel cuck chair
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Awful
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Ever end up down the left side of your trousers by accident? Feels weird.
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When's the next "Loose Men" special on? Will they discuss important topics like "Is it gay to wipe between the cheeks?" and "Would you date a woman who puts her clout on the internet?"
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No, they test Skittles for quality control
Jun 7
Beer tasting
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I realised today that across all my social media accounts and various contacts, I've had them set to private! That's going to be the official reason why I get zero response to anything I ever say or do!! 100%!!!!!
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Now that I've set everything to public, I expect a 100% increase in replies to my top gags and interesting stories and a flooded inbox!!!
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Hootin and hollerin at the return of TUPAC in the Japanese video game! Much love, much respect, it's great to see him back in action!!!!!!!!
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I just heard an ad on the radio referring to it as "having a saucy Nandos" and I am outraged I tell you.
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I wanted to take this v75 scar, that I ended up looting earlier, for a spin. Ended up wiping 2 teams and coming away with even more gold guns! I'm trying to EMPTY my vault before the wipe! Truly suffering from success. 😩 @MarathonTheGame @asalisbury @BrunoLouviers #Marathon
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Karma existing would be nice. A big payout for being treated like shit the majority of my life. It's nice to imagine.
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May 30
This past week and a bit of hot hot heat has really done me in, but on the plus side as an enjoyer of the bare midriff, it has been exceptional. Especially spending Friday in Camden. Phwoar suits you madam corrrr
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May 30
I managed to make out what he said. It was "There are no surnames beginning with S, except Simpson and Smith.". Shocking, but true. 😱
May 30
I am watching the CL final. I know Ally McCoist is a very experienced football person but there are times I can't understand a word he is saying.
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May 29
"Kicked in the tits by cookie monster" was not on my bingo card for... like, ever.
But here we are.
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May 28
Backsessions 😎
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