You may as well shout
You may as well cry
You may as well pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is stranded in Kent
He’s stuck in a queue
To get into France
He sleeps in his sled
And pees in his pants
Santa Claus is stranded in Kent
Late last week, it was announced that a new variant of SARS-CoV-2 (VOC 202012/01) was detected and appeared to be spreading rapidly in the south east of England. We analysed the transmissibility and severity of this new variant. [cmmid.github.io/topics/covid…] NOT PEER REVIEWED 1/9
BEAN HAS BEEN OFFERED A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PEANUT BUTTER IF HE GETS 72,000 RTS TO HIS TWEET. He’s autistic, that’s what he eats. Let’s get him his PBJs. RT his original tweet.
(If you’re worried about his health or nutrition see posts from his mother on original thread.)
Dear @LidlUS
My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.
Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.
Dear @LidlUS
My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.
Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.
48 superimposed photos of the sun, taken during a year, one per week, in the same place and time, in the Cathedral of Burgos. The highest point is the summer solstice and the lowest is the winter solstice.
thinking about how the Starbucks mermaid is slowly, but surely, getting closer, and we cannot stop her
ALT the image shows the evolution of the Starbucks logo. one notable feature is that as the logo evolves, the picture of the mermaid either gets more zoomed in or becomes a bigger part of the image.
I hooked a neural network up to my Roomba. I wanted it to learn to navigate without bumping into things, so I set up a reward scheme to encourage speed and discourage hitting the bumper sensors.
It learnt to drive backwards, because there are no bumpers on the back.
HEY! As a massive thank you for liking my work & over 1000 followers HERE’S A #GIVEAWAY ! Please RT & follow to be in with a chance to own my newest print “Hello Old Girl.”
The winner randomly selected on 4/11 and will be sent by standard post wherever you are in the world.
I loaded the dishwasher my way and ran it and the world didn't end and everything was fine.
Just kidding.
My wife found out and now we're in counseling.
My word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’: a 19th century wooden toy puppet whose limbs jerk about at the whim of the puppet master. It soon became used for a politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.