Cowboy. Astronaut. Millionaire

Joined February 2017
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Replying to @officialmcafee
@officialmcafee copped that @new_engine T, very cool.
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We made him an Ambassador? Hell yeah.
🚨 SAFETY ALERT: Ambassador Herschel Walker has an important message for Americans visiting The Bahamas: Jet ski rentals pose a serious risk of injury, death, and sexual assault. U.S. gov't employees are banned from renting them — and you should avoid them too. Watch. Share. Stay safe. ⬇️
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I mean, he is known for being fairly accurate from range...
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🚨 James Harden's mug shot is revealed after his weapon arrest. tmz.me/4vfyX6m
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That sucks that Aero died or whatever. Anyway, they did make some pretty neat stuff at one time. "nO loWbALlErS, i KnOw wHaT I GoT!"
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_Jaybee_ retweeted
It is hump day! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
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The best example of this is when he did the voice of the President on Rick & Morty. If you're wondering, Rick & Morty is the second one, obviously.
when i see him or hear his voice i know the movie is an instant classic or dogshit that benefits supremely from his involvement
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Asian/Hispanic mom simulator 2027
This is Flip-Flop Fury, a physics-based projectile precision steering indie game where you hurl footwear at despicable targets! Coming to Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3… by indie dev @shapeshifterDgt
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Dis nigga really out here eatin' beans!
Some people expect me to be eating a pint of ice cream after my loss. I have other plans.
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"There is a snake in my Jordan!"
"You got a friend in jail" "He got a fel-on-y" "To Jail and Beyond" "BUZZ LOOK A COP" "WHERE?" "Somebody poisoned the Hennessy!!"
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They'll spend the time and effort to do this, but fuck all about the homeless problem.
LAPD impounded 72 vehicles at a car meet hosted in the LA River. The organizers are absolutely cooked.
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You think white trash hillbillies are inbread? Dawg, I have some very unsettling news for you...
When the secret refuses to stay buried 😂😂
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This is why I support Chud the Builder.
I asked a Karmelo Anthony supporter if the black community would accept the evidence if it shows that Karmelo was NOT acting in self-defense She said that no matter what, “we gone stands with ours regardless” and questioned Metcalf’s role in the stabbing:
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These people are using abortion the "correct way", to improve our human genome by not having more of them around, and people are mad? The only reason to be upset would be if it were to be a healthy baby, stop it.
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Influencer couple terminates pregnancy after Down syndrome diagnosis. Read more: tmz.me/4dOEf2p
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No gamers in the TSA.
THEY FUCKING TOOK IT WTF
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They fired the wrong guy.
Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station trib.al/xTEPEl0
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An illegal immigrant would've just rolled over the front of that Hyundai and been on his merry way, wondering what that "thump" was.
White line is there for a reason
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Lmao fuck Fram filters. All my real Mechanic homies hate Fram filters. WIX GANG GANG
DID YOU KNOW? 🤔 Apparently, Fram is out of business because their CEO was arrested for fraud! 🚨 Or at least, that’s the rumor going around... 🤫 ​While you figure out if that’s real news or just internet mechanic gossip, Advance Auto Parts is clearing out all their Fram stock for cheap! Time to stock up on filters and oil before the garage shelves run dry. 🏎️💨 ​#Fram #CarParts #AdvanceAutoParts #MechanicLife #AutoMaintenance #GarageGossip
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Hell yeah! Now I can short stroke TWO shotguns at once!
I heard you like pump shotguns... guess what ?
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Literally the only thing the euros got right. But only kind of, because they killed the V10s.
POR QUE NO HAY MUJERES EN LA F1 Llevan 50 años sin una mujer en la parrilla de F1 y nadie habla de la razon real La ultima fue Lella Lombardi en 1976 Desde ese dia ninguna mujer ha largado en un Gran Premio No es porque no tengan talento No es porque no sean rapidas No es porque los autos sean muy pesados Es porque el sistema esta diseñado para que nunca lleguen Para llegar a la F1 necesitas empezar en karting desde muy pequeño Eso cuesta entre 50 y 100 mil dolares por temporada Los patrocinadores invierten en niños porque "tienen mas futuro" Las niñas que llegan al karting reciben menos sponsors Menos sponsors significa menos dinero Menos dinero significa menos oportunidades Y cuando llegan a las categorias junior los equipos prefieren apostar por pilotos con "historial probado" Historial que nunca tuvieron porque nadie les dio la oportunidad La F1 creo la F1 Academy en 2023 para "solucionar el problema" Es una categoria exclusiva para mujeres Separada de los hombres Con menos presupuesto y menos visibilidad No es una solucion Es una vitrina Hace 50 años que una mujer no corre un Gran Premio de F1 No porque no existan Sino porque el sistema nunca las dejo llegar hasta ahi Eso no es un problema de talento Es un problema de estructura Y la diferencia importa
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Are you friends with that "Pistols do not need rifling" guy?
Fudds are so funny because they believe these two rounds are so different they cannot be used interchangeably
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Man... nobody every gonna be getting out of here...
The best street name you’ll see today.
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