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Jun 11
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Jun 9
Client Appreciation: Get Well Soon, Mixed Roses and chrysanthemums Bouquet for Makena ππΊπ
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Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills
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Took financial controlled out .
And a small date to add
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Msichana wa magym hakuna mahali mnaweza pelekana na yeye juu atashinda amejifanya mwanaume. Every sensible man knows. Hii ni aibu ya wapi sasa ππ
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Jun 12
Hii gas nayo iishe nirefill nifikirie mambo ingine,Sipendi kuishi na uoga banaππ
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Basketball is about whoβs a bitch and who isnβt.
There is not one ounce of bitch in the New York Knicks.
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Sex therapists will tell women literally anything except "shut up and fuck your husband".
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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Jun 13
Imagine being like this. βI donβt really want water enough to ask for it but Iβm going to monitor if this person cares about me enough to ask if I want it and then throw a tantrum when they fail my secret test.β
What a waste of mental resources on petty narcissism.
Jun 12
A lot of ink is spilled about female solipsism, but ask any woman the number of times a man she's living with has gotten up to get himself a glass of water and not bothered asking if she wanted one too. Daily lack of consideration is just the tip of the iceberg.
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Jun 12
Women are extremely vicious when they fall out of love with you. The disgust is almost palpable.
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I saw a post on Tumblr that said, βThe idealized future version of myself cannot exist without my current self being the catalyst for change and doing hard things,β and it stuck with me.
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It was solely built to chase Maskman, who turned out to be selling himself up π
That Tanzanian evo9 is mad.
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The future came and went.
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Jun 12
A photo you want to recreate 2026?
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Back when Range Rovers were actual off-road vehicles and not status symbols
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Jun 13
Marrying a strict woman so you can be the fun dad>> "Ngoja mama yenu awapate hapo".
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