Westminster, Massachusetts. Husband to Erin. Pops to Alfie aka Fred. Forever Twitter to me...
Joined April 2009
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The other day, a 20-year-old barber at the local barbershop asked me if I liked Tony Hinchcliffe's comedy because her and her boyfriend think he's pretty great, but she had clippers at my neck and was not even close to finished so I just pretended that I didn't hear the question
Jun 11
Knicks make the greatest comeback in Finals history right after Tony Hinchcliffe drops the worst comedy special of a generation. God is good.
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As someone who doesn't love soccer, watching European minds get shattered over here has been my World Cup. Saw a guy absolutely lose his shit over free refills on soda and just how cold his Coke was since it actually had ice in it for once lol
Jun 13
THIS IS THE BEST FOOD I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE, AMERICA YOU KEEP ON DELIVERING! 😍
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Jun 13
I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening…
Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.
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Jun 11
They ejected him from the course mid-round, stripped him of his membership, and took his pictures off the wall.
Jun 11
Exclusive: Phil Mickelson accused of nonconsensual, inappropriate contact with a female employee at his home course. Following the allegation, he is no longer a member of the club. Our Golf Digest investigation: golfdigest.com/story/phil-mi…
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Years and years ago, the very 1st person I ever blocked on here was Darren Rovell. I knew what I was doing.
He has deleted it, but I honestly think that we should not welcome people who tweet or think like this into society at large.
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Funny that I just tweeted about the book...Christ, this guy really did go from being a thumbs-up, relentlessly positive Hulkamania type persona to being NWO Hogan almost overnight, but he did it in real life
Jun 11
Exclusive: Phil Mickelson is no longer a member at The Farms Golf Club outside San Diego after a female club employee accused the six-time major champion of inappropriate contact with her before a round of golf earlier this spring.
Full story: glfdig.st/aPte50ZaAPJ
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We've seen unspeakable things...
Wow. All time game, any sport
THE NEW YORK KNICKS GET THE STOP TO COMPLETE THE LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY 🚨🚨🚨
THEY TRAILED BY 29.
THEY NOW LEAD THE SERIES 3-1.
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Picked up a used copy of @AlanShipnuck's PHIL biography and ripped thru it pretty quickly...Also got a kick outta the fact that one word circled was the only marking in the entire book lol #ShapeShifter
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Jun 10
okay this is idiotic, being kind of a dickhead is not the same as being an openly evil rich guy for 80 years
Jun 10
If you’re voting for Graham Platner, you don’t really have an issue with Donald Trump’s moral deficiencies; you have a problem with the fact that he’s not on your side.
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To finish FIFTH in the primary with the kind of exposure she's had only shows you just how many people finally clocked this woman's insanity
Jun 10
Enjoying my first cup of coffee since getting my ass kicked last night, and reading about how Dems nominated the guy with the nazi tattoo.
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Umm, excuse me? Do I have this right? There's a middle school gym teacher up in Saco, Maine who holds the Guinness World Record for most 3-pointers, most free throws, AND most half-court shots in a single hour, and he goes by the name DR. BUCKETS? Jesus, that's just perfection...
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I have not used this forum to talk politics in a long time. If I lose followers for this, I don’t care.
I’ve been to Omaha Beach. To Point du Hoc. To the Normandy American Cemetery.
Our Defense Secretary using this occasion to score cheap political points is despicable.
Jun 6
Hegseth uses his D-Day anniversary speech in Franch to take veiled shots at NATO and European immigration policies
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It’s just weird how they all wanna be jesters for Trump, man. Absolutely no dignity among em.
Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Jun 5
Game 3, NBA Finals, Madison Square Garden.
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Had actual tears in my eyes when I was laughing at this the other day. Just too funny... Fennessey is holding on for dear life!
Blessed to live in a world where @BillSimmons has explained the concept of Apex Mountain to Steven Spielberg 😂
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10-21 at Fenway is just astounding...
Game over before it started. Loud boos across Fenway.
Craig Breslow’s Boston Red Sox, folks!
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Jun 3
Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station trib.al/xTEPEl0
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Just saw a guy in his 50's jump up and ride the back of his shopping cart in the parking lot like a 12 year old. It was beautiful. We must never let that holy goofiness inside us fade.
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Jun 2
I think it’s hilarious that film snobs are so mad that Spielberg went on the fun everyman movie podcast instead of going on some erudite program with leather chairs and rich mahogany to discuss Jeanne Dielman and how it reminded them of their childhood.
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