I tweet dumber than I look and I look pretty freaking dumb
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This not too bad no lie
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63 people arrested, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting reported in NYC after Knicks fans go wild celebrating NBA Finals win trib.al/aqUNTh6
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It doesn’t? Like game 4 sure but Finals as a whole I don’t think they choked.
Where does the Spurs performance in the finals rank all time in the history of sports chokes?
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I’m sorry but you have to wheel a tv in there like a substitute teacher. Figure it out.
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If I had a wedding during Cavs game 7 I would have skipped it and I guarantee my friend getting married would understand, if not also skip it.
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Fuck man that sucks
Jun 13
Former 49ers DE Aldon Smith has died at 36, the team announced
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With all due respect to Glen Infante I am going to need to see a little more thorough accounting of shots on target if you are going to have a World Cup that is on during bar hours you CORRUPT BITCH
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Jun 12
SpaceX's 11% share price boost has made Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire, controlling two of the world's largest companies. ft.trib.al/wHPQ9gw
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I know Marv was wound up. Freak boy.
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Shohei being on juice would be like finding out Santa Claus isn’t real
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NEW/BREAKING: MLB investigators plan to question Dodgers head doc Neal ElAttrache in wake of disclosure he supported Conor McGregor's use of performance-enhancing drugs as he recovered from injury. ElAttrache is LA Rams team doc. NFL didn't return message seeking comment on what NFL plans to do.
nytimes.com/2026/06/11/sport…
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I don’t think anyone actually “questioned” if Cam Skattebo was MAGA come on
Jun 12
Cam Skattebo follows Trump and Don Jr. on Instagram and has liked anti-LBGTQ and MAGA political posts including ones mocking Joe Biden’s health.
Fans questioned if the Giants running back was MAGA after Jaxson Dart’s appearance at a Trump rally.
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I’ve never seen somebody so dedicated to being on some absolute bullshit
Clavicular had his wisdom teeth removed just one day after undergoing otoplasty surgery😳
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Taylor Swift has almost nothing in common with any regular person but I do bet she will be watching the hell out of some SVU.
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Oh my god
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Mike Hall bats down Shedeur Sanders pass. Hall held his arm up and Shedeur threw right into it. #browns
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Colleges and government willing to nuke the entire structure of college football as we know it over this kid, but when I suggested Browns use a 3rd round Supplemental Draft pick it was “not worth the risk”
The office of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton sent a letter to the Big 12 on behalf of Texas Tech and obtained by @TheAthletic.
It states that any sanctions against Texas Tech over the Brendan Sorsby situation would be treated as "unlawful" and would lead to legal action.
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A basketball player using his hand is not an unusual play and does not need a handcentric nickname.
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