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When you compare the size of a gummy worm versus a gummy bear, it starts to paint a horrific picture of the gummy universe.
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Jun 12
These are the stats you really want to know about.
As the #Knicks rallied with a game-winning 2-pointer, NYers held their number 1! At the final whistle & for the next 7 mins, NYC saw a water‑use spike equal to 368,697 🚽 flushes! As the Knicks surged, we fought the urge… because we knew the team was on the verge… OF HISTORY!
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Jun 7
England can win the World Cup and the Euros back to back, it’ll never bring a tear to my eye the way Villa did in Istanbul.
Jun 6
Call me a weird twat, but I’d much rather see England win the World Cup than any kind of club success. I’d love to experience the joy of a whole country celebrating rather than just my own club’s fanbase.
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Jun 3
Clearly never met an Irish person in their life.
Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that
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Jun 3
Ok, I’ll once again relive the culmination of the BEST WEEK EVER. #AVFC
Watch the full 90 minutes of Aston Villa's #UELfinal success in Istanbul 📺👇
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ONE MILLION PERCENT
Being a dad is realizing your dad didnt actually give a shit about your bedtime he just wanted you to go to bed so he could do other things.
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Jun 2
Setting himself up nicely for when arsenal are in it for 27/28 and don’t win it 🤦🏻‍♂️
This new European trophy system is just so dumb English teams are gonna win both of them every year cos they’re so ridiculously easy now Conference shouldn’t exist and Europa league should return to having CL teams fall into it
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Being on for a quadruple but then only winning the league, is like being told you’re going to shag The Corrs, but then finding out it’s just Jim.
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May 22
Being in the second row, I’ve ended up in a lot of these 😎
Look at what that first goal in Istanbul meant to you, Villans 🥹
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Enjoy your £600 flights bitches
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May 7
Holte End changed forever 32 years ago today. Time for history to repeat itself.
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May 3
I think every club should celebrate success by singing about homelessness and drug addiction.
Ed Sheeran in the Ipswich dressing room, singing The A-Team 🤣 What is going on haha
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Apr 27
They shouldn’t name the date and time for games they know will change. Should just be “Villa vs Liverpool, at some point between the 14th and 18th of May”
The final home game of 2025/26. 🏟️ Back the boys at Villa Park as we host Liverpool. Sun 17 May | 3pm Get your tickets
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Win a pair of hospitality tickets to Nottingham Forest v Aston Villa🎟️ We're proud sponsors of the @EuropaLeague and Aston Villa and we're giving away 3 pairs of 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 to the first semi final! To Enter: Follow @Betano_UK RT this post #AVFC
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Apr 23
Quick quick!! #AVFC
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Apr 21
Members are fucked next season.
Aston Villa Football Club is today announcing an accelerated timeline for the major North Stand redevelopment at Villa Park.
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Apr 15
Who is the president of LIV golf again? 👀
LIV Golf is on the brink. Saudi backers PIF, who have squandered billions on the project, close to withdrawing. Exec team members looking for new jobs. LIV and Saudi PIF not responded to requests for comments since early Tuesday evening. nytimes.com/athletic/7197088…
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Apr 13
In a *SHOCKING* turn of events, this turned out to be complete AI waffle. Profit entirely based on selling the women’s team and the warehouse. But, you know, Heck said they nailed it, so the actual accounts filed at CH must be wrong.
So I went through the Villa (#avfc) end of year report and, here's my take on it. Record revenue of £378.1m — that's a 37% rise, up over £100m from last year. Highest turnover the club's ever seen, driven hard by the UCL run to the quarter finals plus commercial income exploding 69%> to £70m. Sponsorship alone up 31% to £28.6m. The commercial machine under Heck is chugging along as he intended. Especially from a £89.5m loss the year before, they've swung to a £17m profit after tax. The owners pumped £69.3m into capex — stadium hospitality upgrades, new retail spots, fan experience tweaks, Bodymoor Heath improvements, and getting The Warehouse over the line. North Stand redevelopment prep is now underway. Which can only be referred to as a smart money play going into infrastructure. They've done the internal restructuring play (women's team and Warehouse rights shifted within the NSWE group) — same loophole others have used because the Premier League left the door wide open after Chelsea and City. Like I said earlier "There should be no complaints here; if you want to compete, you use what's available until they close it." PSR-wise, this profit gives real breathing room in the rolling three-year calc. Previous years had heavy losses, but this £17m black number changes the picture. Villa stay fully compliant with the EPL rules. That means no more panic-selling your best players every summer just to balance the books. What this means for Villa's transfer spending next season? This creates proper legroom. You're talking potential net spend in the £30-80m range (before any sales *agreed or obligated* and exact rolling figures), assuming commercial keeps growing. Europa League means some UEFA income drop-off, but the commercial base is now more permanent and the stadium upgrades will keep feeding revenue. Less reliance on one big European run. NSWE have stuck to the plan: sustainable growth, invest in squad and the club itself, avoid the reckless overspend that kills clubs. They've already sunk hundreds of millions in — this shows the strategy is working. Bottom line: These are strong accounts. Villa have turned a corner financially. Record top line, first profit in ages, heavy but targeted investment in the future, and actual PSR flexibility heading into the next windows. No more "we must flog Watkins or Rogers" nonsense every close season. The club is in a far healthier spot than 12-18 months ago.
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Apr 10
That “great” Villa chanting video you’re all going mad over… it’s literally just their names?
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*WERE
Bologna are 11 games unbeaten in the #UEL 😳
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