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It was an honor to hear @BillSimmons say my name and present my "YMCA Test" on his pod last night. open.spotify.com/embed/episo…"

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The analytical NBA Finals between the Cavs and Spurs will start next week Regardless of the outcome both teams will be declared winners
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Did New York Knicks' fans just take the title belt for "Happiest Fanbase to Win a Championship" after the New York Knicks first NBA Championship since 1973?
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Philadelphia Eagles' fans have had the title belt for "Happiest Fanbase to Win a Championship" since 2/4/2018. The three greatest days in the history of Philadelphia are 7/4/1776, 2/4/2018, and 9/17/1787. Those are the dates for the Declaration of Independence, the first Eagles' Super Bowl, and the Constitution.
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Mitchell Robinson getting that rebound is arguably the most “New York Knicks” moment of a season full of “New York Knicks” moments.
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Dylan Harper is averaging 31 MPG in this series. De'Aaron Fox is averaging 35 MPG. If Harper plays 44 MPG, there's still 23 MPG left to fill. How are you filling those extra minutes? I'd love to see more Harper, but the Spurs are kinda stuck playing Fox serious minutes.
Charles Barkley is right: The Spurs have to bench Fox. Can’t be worried about his feelings. Harper is by far the more effective guard and is playing much more poised basketball. Not sure what Mitch Johnson is waiting for. Playing thru Fox doesn’t maximize their odds of winning.
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Can the Spurs and the city of San Antonio hedge their risk in a "will Knicks' fans riot outside the arena tonight?" prediction market?
Ticketmaster is reportedly canceling and refunding Game 5 NBA Finals tickets purchased by fans who live outside a 150-mile radius of San Antonio — without notice 😳, per @nypost Some Knicks fans who already flew into town and booked hotels are reportedly having their tickets canceled at the last minute 😬
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Knicks vs Spurs Game 5 picks coming up! Join @seantgreen, @_Noops & @punt_school rumble.com/v7b5jq6-knicks-vs…
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"Kalish" being so close to "Kalshi" is arguably one of the greatest ironies of all time.
I originally read this as “Kalish’s Push To Punish Polymarket” which is defintely a sign I need to go on vacation and touch grass
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The assumption is that Jalen Brunson is going to win MVP if the Knicks win the title @_Noops makes the case for someone else⬇️ @FDSportsbook x #FDPartner
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I am getting SO close to 0-82
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I'm going to celebrate with a large cheese Pizzoza and an Aruglia salad while I watch the first game.

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Mike Breen is SO good at his job.
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This series could change tonight 👀🏆🔥 @seantgreen @SkeeProfit @punt_school are live now 🎯 x.com/i/broadcasts/1qJDzzbVA…
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Desperation spot or statement game? 👀🏀🔥 The crew expects adjustments from San Antonio and thinks Game 3 could be their best chance to swing this series 🎯 Catch the full NBA Finals breakdown with @seantgreen @_Noops @punt_school ▶️ rumble.com/v7azj4o-spurs-vs-…
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It was an honor to hear @BillSimmons say my name and present my "YMCA Test" on his pod last night. open.spotify.com/embed/episo…"

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I also really enjoyed that the AI subtitles spelled it "Newps" instead of "Noops"
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