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Firmino’s legacy is unmatched
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Bobby Firmino had 27 goals 17 assists in 17/18 enroute to a UCL final heading to the 2018 World Cup & that motherfucker Tite benched him for a bench player Gabriel Jesus who was backing up Aguero all season collecting splinters on his ass from all the sitting around he was doing.
Brazil starting CF in opening match
2010 - Fabiano
2014 - Fred
2018 - Jesus
2022 - Richarlison
2026 - Thiago
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He’s too insane man
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Proof positive that intelligence, skill and ability means nothing these days, you can make piles of money and fame by being, acting and looking like a total fucking bellend.
I honestly can’t wait for the day when these dickheads finally crash back down to earth.
Jun 13
Ibiza Final Boss Jack Kay has insured his famous bowl haircut for one million pounds and admits he has made a killing from his viral fame.
The former builder shot to fame last summer after being spotted dancing in Ibiza and has since become a major internet star and influencer.
Kay said his distinctive haircut is his unique selling point so he decided to get it insured for the seven figure sum.
The star has signed a multi fight boxing deal and is set to appear on the next series of Celebrity SAS.
He plans to return to Ibiza this summer where club owners have offered him free drinks tables and hotel stays because of his popularity.
Agents are working on big projects for him towards the end of this year and into next year following his sudden rise to fame.
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This shit infuriates me…everything is just monetised like crazy, Klopp is and will always be right
🚨The 4th referee had to wait for FIFA’s broadcast team to signal the restart of USA vs. Paraguay which was delayed by commercials
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There’s something so inherently wrong with a society that can’t go 45 minutes without an ad.
🚨The 4th referee had to wait for FIFA’s broadcast team to signal the restart of USA vs. Paraguay which was delayed by commercials
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Jun 13
Skint retard pays for free app
I’ve got £240 to my name. Why are we celebrating this cunt.
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If you watch Firmino’s assist catalogue it’s arguably the best in the premier league
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Jun 13
An American just called the hydration break "the end of first quarter".
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Jun 13
An American just called the hydration break "the end of first quarter".
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I don't care about Elon Musk. I care that the government thinks it is entitled to a percentage of my money lol
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Literally the dumbest take possible. If @elonmusk realised all his wealth and gave it to the NHS it would fund it for just 5 years.
Jun 12
What sort of system makes Elon Musk a trillionaire,
Whilst NHS nurses are starving?
A broken one.
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