No one is bigger than the program.

A close family member dated a babe for close to 3 years wakaachana this year March after planning wedding this year December (Family ya dem ilileta issues). Guess who's still wedding In December with another babe na Jana was Ruracio?😭😭😭Men are something else🤣🤣🤣

Stayed up for the Elephants game but gave up before the final whistle. Kumbe Amad Diallo aliwekelea bonge la dude🇮🇪

quit porn and replace your worn out boxers get a haircut every 2 weeks shower twice daily own a few quality polos and button down shirts have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions own at least 2 good perfumes, if you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant) drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day use the restroom before leaving the house dress well no matter where you’re going above all, love God save, bookmark and share with your brothers buena suerte as you walk with me. 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾

Ya Friday huwa ur girl disappearing on u and saying something like “Naenda shagz for a family thing", au “I'm sick” au getting cucked during whatever hit event is happening Satooh Alafu ya Sunday ni to do with work husbands cucking them on Monday

Cuck porn right on schedule on a gloomy Sunday afternoon

"I'm horny, I'm horny. " Just text the fucker man.

Buana @JUNX1ONG the MKU you've been trolling has topped an unlikely list

I understand the guys that muted this account. A doomsayer.

Gents, what would be your call?

Jean Bedel Bokassa the self declared emperor of CAR must have been a poor caricature of what Mobutu Sese Seko actually was. Modern Emperor of Kongo.

I want to blame the cold for not showing up for the 5km run but the truth is that I'm just old. The one on Monday had me moving like a duck for days.

Put your finger down your throat mate.

Bachelor's Degree Mechanical Engineering ❤️🎓. After 7 years, felt long but it's worth it.

Sometimes i deactivate my twitter after making an outrageous tweet because i judge myself so hard So i understand if some of you judge me, i would too Fairs

In most cases, people choose the best of the lot so if the leaders are trash that should explain the quality in the rest of that society

Nyerere wasn't about shit. This and ujamaa set them back centuries.

Friday evening, God fearing young men ndo tunaelekea home.

The 3-judge bench found that there was procedural non-compliance on Article 145 from senate. The bench then erroneously relied on Sonko which deals with governors to say they’re bound. A case is an authority for what it decides & not what logically flows from it!

Ngubu wages war against rare flora