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Amei o @SLBenfica em tempos piores.....e vou continuar o amar!
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WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 En Inglaterra, una periodista fue a un barrio de musulmanes a decir que ellos son PACIFICOS y al rato apareció una banda de musulmanes a decirles que se vayan porque los iban a matar☠️ País destruido por la agenda 2030.
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Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day. 400 of them are now worth over $100 million. These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries. Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000. Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous." The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before. Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.
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Nice finish.
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JUST IN: SpaceX is now worth more than Canada
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SpaceX's market cap is about $2 trillion. Canada's GDP is about $2.5 trillion per year. The post compares the company's valuation to the country's annual economic output. finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPAX.PVT/ worldometers.info/gdp/canada-gdp/
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Fuck these ads! They say we won’t miss anything but Korea was literally through on goal. Stop this shit. Give us our game back @FIFAWorldCup
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First Puma casualty belongs to Sulc.
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Good
ALERT: UK child killer attacked and killed by inmates after being stabbed more than 30 times in an almost 5-minute prison attack. Kyle Bevan, 33, was serving a life sentence for the murder of his 2-year-old stepdaughter, Lola James, after she suffered “catastrophic brain damage.” Mark Fellows, 45, David Taylor, 64, and Lee Newell, 57, are on trial for Bevan's murder after they were seen on surveillance video leaving Bevan's cell after about 5 minutes, looking “satisfied,” according to the BBC. The attackers then placed Bevan in the bed inside his cell, where he bled out, and guards found him the next morning. Prosecutor Jason Pitter said to jurors, “He was stabbed and injured over 30 times, with at least one and probably more than one weapon… Four minutes and 39 seconds, that is how long it took. They left as if nothing had happened.” Prison guards found a folded piece of metal stashed behind a TV that had Bevans blood on it and a weapon in Taylor's cell, stashed inside a chili sauce bottle.
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Absolutely.
Be honest… would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today ??
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Just another way to give VAR the ability to fuck teams—👀👀👀
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Players will not be allowed to create screens during corner kicks starting from the World Cup. It does not matter whether the ball is in play or not. If there is a block and the play results in a goal, it will be ruled out immediately. — @elmundoes
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I did NOT have Cesar Peixoto going to Wolverhampton on my bingo card.
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Bro…our centerbacks are all playing like ASSSSS
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Golaço do Chico. Vai e deve ser…um super sub IMO.
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“Não se pode cortar as pernas ao jogador”
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Nottingham Forest recusou 123M€ 17M€ em bónus do Man City por Elliot Anderson, revela @David_Ornstein 🤯
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Trash defending.
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Goloooooooo
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$5 per homeless vote?
Skid Row homeless claim they’ve been paid to vote for Karen Bass and Nithya Raman trib.al/GuJIJYO
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Black man is threatening that white people are not safe in certain areas of Texas because he and other black people will retaliate violently over Karmelo Anthony’s murder conviction.
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🇵🇹 Dia de Portugal, de Camões e das Comunidades Portuguesas!
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Skid Row homeless claim they have been paid to vote for Karen Bass and Nithya Raman, per NYP.
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