certified fat fuck & world’s sturdiest man (he/him)
Joined March 2019
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Blind drunk on the night bus listening to warhammer audiobooks
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The existence of a dominant hand suggests that existence of a good little submissive hand
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Rest in peace to John Blanche. Not only an absolute legend of Warhammer art, but truly one of the greatest artists of all time.
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Everyone hates on England but driving a piece of shit car round country roads like you’re a ps1 rally driver, with a cig in your right hand, tunes blaring, sun blazing, empty McFlurry on the floor, makes you truly understand why its God’s own country.
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The most annoying influencer you know is going to post a picture of an ice box full of buzzballs today
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The Jedi are good people I would’ve spatchcocked master Yoda and smoked him over a pit
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Vinted proves that, at our core, we all still yearn for the bazaar
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I am like master chief if he made big delicious french dinners
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Women want gregarious fat men with niche interests and kindly dispositions
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I need to eat an ice cream sandwich and never pay a utility bill again
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