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Apr 24
Accidentally unpinned my classic install vid so till I find it here's some of the thing when it was like, in action. Not just the gore & guts 😆
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Jun 14
How I better be proposed to
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Jun 13
Oakland. Schenley Park. The cops are current chasing a naked guy through the park. Enjoy your weekend.
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Thought this was an intricate af shoulder tattoo at first
Jun 7
First city ever built on mars.
You get to name it.
What's it gonna be?
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Larimer. Penn Ave near Bakery Square. Multiple callers indicate that there is a dude riding a motorbike with what appears to be a monkey on their back macing people on the sidewalk.
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South Side. S 9th Street. Caller reports that two dudes are having a broom fight in the street.
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May 31
Birds when they can just sit down
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May 29
If we can electrify our skin, any insect that attempts to land on us will be electrocuted. This could be revolutionary. Now I haven’t worked out the science yet but I do have a trial set up in my garage using some jumper cables and my mother’s car battery
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Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas
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May 12
Mt. Washington. Grandview Ave. Caller thinks that he accidentally threw out his couch gun when he got rid of his sofa.
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So cute! It's even imitating a hermit crab walk!
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Old: Systems designed around The Elements like Fire Water Earth Wind Dark Light
Desired: Same system but designed around Physical, Spatial, Temporal, Functional & Conceptual
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Y'inz'd've (you all in here would have)
Contractions with 3 words:
-she'd've
-wouldn't've
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-y'all'll've
-they'dn't've
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The note Makes it 💋🤌
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May 1
I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.
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The earth is just spinning through infinite darkness at 67,000 miles per hour and somehow it also made blueberries?? And laughing?? And the feeling of sun on your face?? What is this place. What a an absolute gift.
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