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5 minutes outside and already got wolf-whistled twice
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tonight is the night nyc. i can feel it. no worries if not though
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someone please club me over the head then wake me up when there's one minute left in fourth quarter
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CIRCLING BACK ON THIS PER MY PREVIOUS MESSAGE IN CASE YOU MISSED IT SHE DON’T MISS!!!!!!!
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I LOVE NEW YORK CITY AND THE NEW YORK KNICKS AND SUCKING COCK!!!!
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years of theory and praxis and it didn’t even *occur* to me that the proletarian revolution could be sparked by a sporting event
NYPD better have the Military out there with them tonight, cuz if the Knicks win we confiscating the Empire State Building, we need that
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this bitch really said “sporting event”
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Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head
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They’ve been trying hard to highlight the few attention seeking individuals throughout this Knicks run. In reality, these moments of unity are what it’s all about. It’s a privilege to experience this.
The Knicks entire magical, remarkable ride this postseason has been such a unifying force throughout New York. There are so few things that are apolitical in America today. And despite the best (worst) efforts of a billionaire owner and other politicians, this Knicks run has brought joy and tears and pride in equal measure to such a diverse population. ​It’s been an incredibly unifying communal experience. An unforgettable journey. ​ And it’s not over. ​One more. ​15 down ​1 win away from immortality.
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Palestinian woman 2001
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new olivia rodrigo album is crazy
only bad line on this album
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my wife’s counterstrike team is doing uncharacteristically well rn. my basketball team might win the championship tonight. if they both win we’re trying out that weird stuff we’ve been talkin about
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90 degrees at 4:30 pm
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terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink
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All sex is incest because all men are brothers.
All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers.
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there is a conversation to be had about violence and destruction by drunk sports fans all over the u.s. but unfortunately it will be buried by D-list engagement farmers making it out to be a new york-specific phenomenon
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Disco Elysium
by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing
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RT @overnanaz: In my Mao era rn
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A Kazakh woman in traditional attire, Kazakhstan.
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eating a salad by the east river and a gay just came by and said to his friend, “damn this bitch is eating a salad”
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