don't watch me, watch tv πŸ’πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

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6 May 2018
i think i overreact sometimes but i feel like no one ever sees the PRINCIPLE of things
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This lady at the gym asks me what age do I think she is. I said she looks 63. She gasps and said that she is 41. Now, why would you put me in that situation?
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duh
SERIOUS QUESTION: If your sibling called you at 1am and said β€œdon’t ask questions, just come” Are you really showing up ??
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stressed is an understatement
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My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday. He said maybe they'll marry each other. Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age.
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a palm tree & a beach
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me
I’d literally cry
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lmaooooooooo
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My dad thinks he’s funny πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ
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lmaooooooooooooo
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bloop
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yes
Do people really enjoy being home all day, alone, without seeing anyone..πŸ€”
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birthdays are so bittersweet but i’m soooo greatful & blessed 🀍
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be fr
Yall forgiving yall lil shit if they have a baby on you ?
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well then
My brother passed away, and at his funeral, his wife showed up perfectly dressed - full makeup, bright red lipstick. The moment his body was laid to rest, she turned around and left. When we questioned her, she said we should ask the woman he died with to mourn him instead. Yes... my brother passed away in a hotel with another woman. But still... how does a wife walk away like that? No tears. No goodbye. Just gone. Is this grief, anger, or something else entirely?
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lmaooooooo
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