Americans only, get out. Bad news bearer. Intactivist, bodily autonomy definer, abortion disliker, humanist, anti-antinatalist, bill of rights absolutist.
Joined December 2023
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Imagine having an imagination this weak.
Your brain when it's a misplaced liver.
Imagine thinking circumcision is a real world ethical and political issue as opposed to abortion.
Your brain deep fried in prolifery.
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Jun 15
'I hate and oppose free speech": the post. This is an elected US representative. Get the fuck out of my country you undeserving halfwit.
They really let a UFC fighter call our only Black First Lady a man on the White House lawn at an official White House event … while thousands cheered and the biggest podcaster in the world smiled.
There is no economic policy fix for this. Many of these people are just racist.
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Jun 14
Colin's spoiled 1st world travel pro tips (#1): $175 tab for two at a nice restaurant is more than worth it to skip the diseased truck stop restrooms, which are worse than ever because of decades of unchecked illegal immigration.
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Jun 14
My solution is work camps.
Jun 14
Polls show 83% of Democrats support abortion on demand.
What can be done to change their minds?
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"pssst hey man you got any alfalfa?"
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Jun 13
Watching a backyard full of fireflies for the time in decades. I should have never left.
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Jun 12
Amazon has Prime week and they plan for a 30% rise in sales that week. Effectively a huge corporation is telling its customers to buy more crap, and the customers obey.
I don't like it. Stop doing what amazon tells you. What happens if Amazon has Prime month? Or Prime year?
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Jun 12
My father's immeasurable contempt when I asked him what model bike he has: "it's a Harley"
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Jun 11
Western Illinois is gorgeous, hard to tell that it's full of America hatin' mutants.
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Jun 11
Highway speeds should be the same as the highway number. I'm on I-80, and 80mph works for me.
I'll need a rocket car to get around most metropolitan beltways.
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Jun 11
After driving through a Nebraska level 6 killstorm, I have fallen in love.
It's raining so hard I assume I'll drown immediately if I step outside, but the bowl ball sized hail finally stopped. Are concrete bunkers the standard dwelling here?
Jun 11
Travel notes: Wyoming is 2000 miles wide. Don't believe Big Map. Believe me, it takes days to get through it.
How does anyone live in Nebraska? The government should have laws against the colossal sized hail that falls here. I'm not even sure this is hail, these might be comets.
Every few seconds a huge one nails the truck or I'm being shot by shotgun slugs.
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Jun 11
Travel notes: Wyoming is 2000 miles wide. Don't believe Big Map. Believe me, it takes days to get through it.
How does anyone live in Nebraska? The government should have laws against the colossal sized hail that falls here. I'm not even sure this is hail, these might be comets.
Every few seconds a huge one nails the truck or I'm being shot by shotgun slugs.
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Jun 10
I have jury duty today. I love being at the courthouse. It becomes exceedingly clear that beautiful people are good and ugly people are bad.
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Jun 9
We need a term for the standoff two people talking on handsfree devices have after saying farewell but are hoping the other does the physical disconnection.
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