I am and will always be just simply a basball player,my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

Joined October 2011
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Hanging out in here while my family is at the beach
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Instead of a hot girl summer I’m having a Tony Soprano summer where I eat mortadella and pasta, wear my robe all day, and go to therapy
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YouTube videos that used to be 2 years old are now 8 years old. Stings badly
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I think I broke a record. I took 52 pitches in 52 minutes at below 40 degrees. Welcome to my office. #draperuniversity #survivaltraining
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this was really hard to write. why i am finally leaving the Republican Party patreon.com/posts/why-i-am-f…
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My four month old son is watching tv at a 3 year old level, he’s so amazing
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People are feeeling betrayed by Darren Aranofsky playing with AI, but you monsters shit on mother! You deserve worse!
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Explaining to people why I’m a Mariners fan for most of my life:
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Not only is pee healthy to drink — it’s a game changer. Throw in a bit of poop and you have your whole night locked in for sure. 💪
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Minneapolis Diner “Modern Times” is now not charging for food and are operating on donation basis in order to help their community during the federal occupation. All are welcome to except ICE/border patrol. Please support this amazing spot, best spot for vegan pancakes in MPLS
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Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
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Wolves crowd starting “ICE OUT” chants during free throws, each time they get a little louder.
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RT @proletarat: I hope hell is real.
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TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.
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🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @ZDRoberts after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
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Merry sprite-mas to all
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