Professional Seahawks armchair analyst. Amateur Dad trying to grind tape in between diaper changes.

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Got my training camp spot for season ticket holder day 🫡
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Dude walking out like Goldberg
Spurs fan tries to take on the entire building and is forced out by Knicks fans and security. Chaos.
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Which all time safety is missing?
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Aldon Smith passed away this weekend. Most people are talking about his incredible ability, potential, and performance as a football player. Even though that is all true. He was so much more than that. He was a great friend and his kindness changed my life forever. I met Aldon our freshman year at Mizzou. He was redshirted and relatively unknown as an athlete. His giveaway was the biggest hands you'll ever see and his ability to dunk at 250lbs, but his size in many ways didn't match his personality. He was relatively quiet and in most scenarios would try to shrink into the room vs stand out in it. Over the course of the next year, we became close. We were very different people, from different places, but we both connected on the feeling of being a bit lost in the beginnings of adulthood. That year, I never really thought about him as a football player. He was just this gentle giant who loved to play video games and talk about life. His sophmore year he broke the single season sack record at Mizzou, became an All American, and his life changed forever. He became a celebrity on campus. He became a household name in Missouri. He became a top NFL draft prospect. I remember how crazy his life became, and how quickly. ESPN doing interviews. Fancy cars being "loaned" to him. And people everywhere inserting themselves into his life. Despite the craziness, my friend was always a text away. My junior of college, I decided to take my first stab at entrepreneurship. I wanted to launch a chapter of Camp Kesem. Kesem is a summer camp for children whose parents have been affected by cancer. The camp would be totally free and be a chance for a kid to experience the magic of being a kid again. As a son of a breast cancer survivor the idea of being able to create this camp in Missouri meant the world to me. The Livestrong Foundation was hosting a nation wide contest to win $10,000 as seed capital to get started. To win, you had to have the most votes. I tried really freaking hard to win that competition. I was going up against some really influential people at huge schools. As a somewhat awkward kid in Columbia, MO I had no chance. So I asked my friend Aldon for a favor. I asked him if he would help me out and promote the link to vote. He did more than just posting about Kesem on Facebook, skyrocketing us into the top place in the country. He kept supporting me the next 3 years while I was working on building Kesem. He showed up to have fun with the kids. He helped me fundraise. He helped me get Kesem to become an official organization sponsored by the NFLPA so he could publicly endorse us as as a player. Since then Torry Holt, Larry Fitzegerald, and many others have supported Kesem. But Aldon was the first. Kesem led me to move to Austin to work for the Livestrong Foundation. Kesem is how I met my wife. Kesem gave me the confidence to start Workweek and continue the path of building something from scratch. But in reality, Aldon enabled all those things. Throughout the years we had many amazing memories together. Having my wife and I vacation to his house in San Jose. Going to New Orleans for the Super Bowl and seeing his entire family make the trip. Meeting his son and watching him be a dad. The hilarious night we met Derek Jeter. Having the most intellectual conversations about life while playing Call of Duty. I also saw him struggle. There's no doubt he was a complicated person. Truthfully, I don't know if he ever really figured out who he wanted to be. I know just because your'e 6'4, 250lbs, and get 5.5 sacks in a single NFL game doesn't necessarily mean you want to be a football player. No matter the reasons, he made many bad decisions in his life. Some of those mistakes made it hard for me to stay as close as we'd once been. One day, not too long ago, I just decided to text him. It had been years since we really chatted. I just wanted to say thank you for all that he had done for me and that I was sorry I wasn't there for him more through his struggles. We FaceTimed after that, and it was like the old days all over again. Aldon was more than the headlines, the mistakes. He was a generous, gentle soul, a kid at heart, someone who was endlessly curious about life... all in the body of a world class NFL player, bearing the weight of professional pressure and personal circumstances that most of us can't even imagine. People are complex. People who make bad decisions can also do great things. A person can be hated by almost everyone and, yet, there are people in that person's life who still love them deeply. I learned many of these lesson due to Aldon, and I'll carry them with me forever. Rest in peace, Aldon. You won't be forgotten.
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Check on your people. Talk to someone if you’re going thru a seemingly impossible situation.
Former NFL veteran Aldon Smith has died, the #49ers have announced. Horribly sad.
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Why wouldn’t we mention beating our division rival twice in the two most important games of the season on our path to winning our Super Bowl? It’s called bragging rights and laughing at your lil bro who keeps saying they would have beat you. Seeing y’all cope is just the icing
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It’s so wild dude. Some Seahawks fans really can’t even enjoy their SB win and ring ceremony without mentioning us 😂
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My punter got more aura than your quarterback 😭😭
Frame it. 📸 Andria Lindquist
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2024 Sam Darnold wasn’t a fluke and he’ll prove it this year while leading a top 10 offense
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Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time
THAT WAS THE BEST FOOD IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE OMG 😭😭😭 VAMOSSS CHICHARRONNN! 😍
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The speculation and people pretending like they know exactly what happened is beyond petty. We can obv theorize but we genuinely have no clue why he didn’t show up, the character attacking and “FU anyways” speak has been a terrible look for some of the fanbase
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Year 5 otw.. can’t wait
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.@RashidShaheed has the SPEED 💨 Check out the top 5 longest TDs of his career so far!
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Let's rethink this one, lads.
Brian Burns’ nickname for Tremaine Edmunds and Arvell Reese - Predator and Baby Predator - feels like it could stick.
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Brian Burns’ nickname for Tremaine Edmunds and Arvell Reese - Predator and Baby Predator - feels like it could stick.
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Jalen Sundell won a state championship in high school, three national championships with NDSU (as an EWU fan, one was against us… ouch) and a Super Bowl with the Seattle Seahawks. CHAMPION at all levels of the game!
Jalen Sundell showing off his hardware!
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texted her “spurs lead” she knew to come blow me
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There ain’t a woman alive, dead, or in the future worth all this. He tryna lose freedom and one of the best paying jobs you can have. An ELITE dummy.
#Broncos OLB Jonathon Cooper was arrested again Thursday night on charges of domestic violence, harassment, and violating a protection order. According to police, Cooper’s ex-girlfriend called authorities after he allegedly showed up at her residence, knocked on her door for 5-10 minutes, and repeatedly called and texted her. Per @denverpost, an updated arrest affidavit states that a forensic nurse reported his ex-girlfriend suffered "strangulation with hypoxia and traumatic brain injury."
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Why are yall like this man 🫩
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Dude can go fuck himself, if this is seriously about Schneider talking about that shit drunk than I've lost all respect for Ken
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John (and maybe Mike) really made Ken feel some type of way man 💔💔💔
Has there been a K9 sighting?
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It makes so much sense why there’s Korean-Mexican fusion food in SoCal and I’m so glad it exists
Torcedores da Coreia do Sul foram jantar num bar no México e o estabelecimento colocou GANGNAM STYLE na TV e depois os mexicanos e os coreanos começaram a CANTAR e DANÇAR juntos! 🇲🇽🇰🇷
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