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17 Oct 2024
God in the Machine, my latest novel, is now available: amazon.com/dp/B0DK792CXP
Big thanks to @slicesofanxiety
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I've been trying to tell you...
Jun 14
🚨: New Evidence shows that the Earth is trapped in a void 2 billion light-years in diameter.
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The existence of a 2-billion light-year KBC void containing the Milky Way is a hypothetical proposal to explain Hubble tension measurements, not confirmed evidence, and voids are underdense regions with galaxies rather than empty spaces trapping Earth. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Local_Hole iflscience.com/we-might-be-li…
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Healthmaxxers: are you weighing your poop?
If you're not weighing every turd and slicing it open for inspection, you're excluding valuable fitness information.
By tracking turd weight and content, you're getting a fuller nutritional picture.
Peptides are OUT. Pooptides are IN.
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people who eat any gas station brisket don't deserve to have "opinions" on anything
Jun 13
Buc-ee’s brisket is dogshit and I’m tired of people on here pretending like it’s even decent
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i just signed a peace deal with Iran, according to "sources" (the voices in my head)
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counting words is weak shit. might as well count grease spots on the kitchen wall, or dead spiders in your screen. a fucking ape pounding a keyboard can accumulate wordcount. what's the meaning behind the words?
Jun 13
Need to get out 1000 words today. Some of the pros take off the weekend. This is where I catch them lazy. @filet_o_calvin isn't that right?
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Tom Brady increasingly looks like a middle-aged lesbian who's gotten too much work done.
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All of the poorest children on Earth aren't worth a single billionaire or trillionaire in terms of value to humanity.
Jun 13
The richest man on Earth dismantled the organization that feeds the poorest children on earth.
The definition of evil is being a trillionaire in a world where millions of children are starving.
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Jun 13
The typical woman you encounter on dating apps in Northern NM
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Jun 13
Mayor Zohran Kwame Amygdala Zarathustra Devisadero Alpha Omega Acataca Ozempic Flavanoid Mamdani
Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.
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Jun 13
Yeah, because black people don't like sugary cereals
Jun 12
a secret in the appeal of nostalgia content is it's tapping into a cultural context where your society was overwhelmingly white
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Jun 13
"AI Nostalgia Slop" is becoming its own genre
Jun 11
It's rare that AI video makes me feel any emotion.
But these "nostalgiamaxxing videos" really do capture what it's like to grow up in the 90's
Credit: homeforchristmasofficial
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Jun 13
You mean like making us a multi-planetary civilization?
Jun 12
Imagine if Elon Musk did something to benefit others with his trillion.
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Jun 13
No, they would suck up to the monkey with all of the bananas and try to get a job working for them.
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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Jun 13
" I'm a loser and I suck with money but there's somebody else out there who doesn't so I hate myself even more. God damn them for reminding me what a pathetic asshole I am and how I've squandered my life."
Jun 12
I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.
And there is now a trillionaire.
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Jun 12
The body IS the résumé
Jun 12
Nobody cares how much you go to the gym if you don’t look like it
Nobody cares what you know about exercise or lifting if you don’t look like it
There’s men giving advice and opinions who have probably been going to the gym for 5 years
If you don’t look like it no one cares
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Jun 11
Guessing those plans are to shit your pants?
Jun 10
Some people expect me to be eating a pint of ice cream after my loss.
I have other plans.
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Jun 9
shooting unapproved/unstudied peptides straight into my dick but 'NOOOO CRUMBL MUST BE STOPPED!"
Jun 8
Crumbl needs to be stopped.
Their new "dirty soda" contains 186 grams of sugar, the equivalent of eating 19 Krispy Kreme donuts. This is a metabolic disaster and should be illegal.
Please do not drink this.
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