I shout at fast computers to make fast cars at McLaren

Joined June 2018
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'Sup, it's been a while, but I have been a _little_ busy
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I understand that, with my permission, @McLarenF1 put out a release saying I will work with them this year. This is true and I will be starting late September. Memes aside - I am stunned and honoured to get the chance to live my boyhood dream!!
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Roll up roll up!
Whoever guesses the contents of these pallets wins a free Freddo* (*Ts & Cs apply, entrants must be at least 65535 years old to enter)
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If you don't answer 3 you are dead to me.
The Techs are having an argument. Which one of these arrows is the rear of a Graphics Card? [Ft. A tired Titan we found somewhere...]
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This campaign has been absolutely stunning tbh
After @EdwardJDavey's successful election campaign, our huge cohort of new MPs arrive for their induction session
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Ollie πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ retweeted
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β€œNow we’ve only got 4 seats?” β€œTell Nigel to meet me by the big window on the 16th floor of the KGB building”
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Ollie πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ retweeted
4 Jul 2024
β€œWhat! Only 13 seats - after all that money we spent!”
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No wonder he's a dick - he didn't have Cartoon Network or Jettix growing up πŸ˜”
ITV release clip from the Sunak interview and wow, just wow.. He hurries in, apologising and complaining that the 80th Anniversary of D Day β€œran over”. Holy shit. Later he talks of his own sacrifices growing up. He didn’t have Sky TV… What a fucking prick.
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Look I know it’s a 25 minute journey from Newark to Lincoln but it’s always fun to upgrade it to first class. BTW @LNER the hosts on 1B86 were lovely!
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Ollie πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ retweeted
14 May 2024
A bit unfair ...
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For the longest time I said I'd never use Linux on my home Desktop PC (or something like that)... This weekend I erased my Windows partition, running just @pop_os_official - it's an absolute dream! Assetto Corsa proved to be a bit of a challenge to get going, but we got there!
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Ollie πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ retweeted
FULL-TIME: Brackley Town 1-2 Boston United (Roberts 34; Ward 45 3, Knowles 58 pen). 🍾 WE ARE NATIONAL LEAGUE!
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The thread I'm hanging on to is so thin, but the prize is so grand
Seeing THIS pint, in THAT setting, on a Monday morning is not good for the mind. Need it.
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Gonna get a promotion, gonna buy a Skoda, going to drive it on a Czech adventure so it gets confused as to why it was shipped to the UK to go back home. And then, I’ll drink lots of beer, sleepover and drive back. That’s my 2024 resolution right there
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How many people do you think are waiting in @monzo’s infrastructure ops ready for 16:00 today? πŸ‘€
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Why do the West Midlands get better trains than the East Midlands - it’s very unfair
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11 carriages Jeremy? That’s insane.
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JESUS CHRIST ON A BICYCLE
Replying to @RockstarGames
We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you. Thank you, Sam Houser
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