I shout at fast computers to make fast cars at McLaren
Joined June 2018
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2 Aug 2024
I understand that, with my permission, @McLarenF1 put out a release saying I will work with them this year. This is true and I will be starting late September.
Memes aside - I am stunned and honoured to get the chance to live my boyhood dream!!
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2 Aug 2024
Roll up roll up!
Whoever guesses the contents of these pallets wins a free Freddo*
(*Ts & Cs apply, entrants must be at least 65535 years old to enter)
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10 Jul 2024
If you don't answer 3 you are dead to me.
The Techs are having an argument. Which one of these arrows is the rear of a Graphics Card?
[Ft. A tired Titan we found somewhere...]
ALT Image of a Graphics Card with arrows pointing to various surfaces on it.
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8 Jul 2024
This campaign has been absolutely stunning tbh
8 Jul 2024
After @EdwardJDavey's successful election campaign, our huge cohort of new MPs arrive for their induction session
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Ollie πΊπ¦ retweeted
5 Jul 2024
βNow weβve only got 4 seats?β
βTell Nigel to meet me by the big window on the 16th floor of the KGB buildingβ
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Ollie πΊπ¦ retweeted
4 Jul 2024
βWhat! Only 13 seats - after all that money we spent!β
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12 Jun 2024
No wonder he's a dick - he didn't have Cartoon Network or Jettix growing up π
12 Jun 2024
ITV release clip from the Sunak interview and wow, just wow..
He hurries in, apologising and complaining that the 80th Anniversary of D Day βran overβ.
Holy shit.
Later he talks of his own sacrifices growing up. He didnβt have Sky TVβ¦
What a fucking prick.
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8 Jun 2024
Look I know itβs a 25 minute journey from Newark to Lincoln but itβs always fun to upgrade it to first class. BTW @LNER the hosts on 1B86 were lovely!
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12 May 2024
For the longest time I said I'd never use Linux on my home Desktop PC (or something like that)...
This weekend I erased my Windows partition, running just @pop_os_official - it's an absolute dream!
Assetto Corsa proved to be a bit of a challenge to get going, but we got there!
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Ollie πΊπ¦ retweeted
4 May 2024
FULL-TIME: Brackley Town 1-2 Boston United (Roberts 34; Ward 45 3, Knowles 58 pen).
πΎ WE ARE NATIONAL LEAGUE!
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4 Mar 2024
The thread I'm hanging on to is so thin, but the prize is so grand
4 Mar 2024
Seeing THIS pint, in THAT setting, on a Monday morning is not good for the mind.
Need it.
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4 Jan 2024
Gonna get a promotion, gonna buy a Skoda, going to drive it on a Czech adventure so it gets confused as to why it was shipped to the UK to go back home. And then, Iβll drink lots of beer, sleepover and drive back.
Thatβs my 2024 resolution right there
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20 Dec 2023
How many people do you think are waiting in @monzoβs infrastructure ops ready for 16:00 today? π
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11 Nov 2023
Why do the West Midlands get better trains than the East Midlands - itβs very unfair
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8 Nov 2023
JESUS CHRIST ON A BICYCLE
8 Nov 2023
We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you.
Thank you,
Sam Houser
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