she/her: a judy hale type, short story writer, essayist, not nice, not your wife✨🌈 recent-ish: @brevitymag @PassagesNorth @splitlipthemag

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thrilled to have a ✨ brand spanking new ✨ essay in Brevity 72!!!
Brevity 72: stunning essays from @karenkao5, @GabeMontesanti, @_itwillbeloud, @haylimayli, @_belletristic_, @KailaLancaster, @SeanLemonhead, Sven Birkerts, Patricia Foster, Richie Zaborowske, Heather Surls & more. Art by @SheilaSquill brevitymag.com/category/curr…
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um...is the political violence in the room with us right now?
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3 Mar 2025
Omg Adrien shut the fuck up
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19 Feb 2025
if you complain about people on food stamps i think you should just straight up die. idk
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it feels inevitable that I'll be making the jump over to the other place before too long l, find me over there bsky.app/profile/itwillbelou…

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27 Oct 2024
me liking every “i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re-” post i see

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🕯️ pisces risings: solar eclipse in libra 10/2 moodboard horoscope 🕯️
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kid has been sick all weekend, which turns out is long enough to finally hear that two of her favorite shows share a voice actor, JeCobi Swain
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proud in this moment to be part of the rich appalachian tradition of hating the hell out of jd vance
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RT @scullyxf: happy pride month bisexuals
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my partner just said, "I love watching you order coffee. you're so polite and you always order the gayest thing on the menu" and now I want it on my tombstone 😅
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oh no it’s happening again (googling graduate school, cutting my own hair, “cleaning up” my linkedin profile, feeling weird at night, “looking into” CBD, buying a planner, looking at photos of my parents at 26, thinking about wearing a hat, taking the enneagram quiz)
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hey man i noticed you’re the only person who likes my tweets. want me to just text them to you?
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why is no one talking about how much of a dick jeff was being to jake that whole finale?!
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FOR MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR I'M WATCHING A MOVIE RELEASED EVERY YEAR I'VE BEEN ALIVE, LET'S GO
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2014: Gone Girl I read the novel at peak popularity and I usually like Fincher, so am not sure how I slept on this one-this one was fun, breezy, and featured such a bad girl I get to bed the rules on the next few movies 10/10 for my boy fugit 10/10 for boobs
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2015: Mad Max: Fury Road FURIOSAAAAAAAAA another new-to-me among this list EXTREMELY FUN despite my general boredom with action sequences 1M/10 for makeup and costuming 8/10 for world building 10/10 for girl gangs 12/10 for how tenderly I felt towards our heroes
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earth sign math is being upset that no one is helping you and also being upset when people help you because they do it wrong
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