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I hope to one day understand why women love wedding & the festivities so much.
It’s a crazy degree of adoration and unhealthy obsession, especially for a commitment that takes two to tango.
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The intent of this tweet is quite clear to people who are willing to comprehend.
Jun 12
there was a time 800-1m was a dream salary range for family men, tuff.
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She didn’t offer to share because she believes men should always be providers of every single thing, even down to Sharwama - and it’s an anomaly to have it any other way.
You’d be surprised to see how many women are like this. At its core, it’s a societal issue.
Jun 12
I used to buy two shawarma when i was dating my now ex girlfriend every week. One for her and one for me when money enters my hand. We dated for four years. I was broke one good week, she went to buy one shawarma and turned her back to me until she was done eating it.
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Jun 11
l’ve still not registered 2014 Brazil as a WC year in my head tbh.
2010 South Africa
2014 Brazil
2018 Russia
2022 Qatar
2023 United States.
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Jun 10
Changed my footwear for my walk today and I can confirm that I’m seriously not having a good time. Barely halfway too.
Painful lesson learnt.
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Jun 9
Wait???
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english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever
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Jun 9
The money I’ve spent on fuel alone this month is giving me serious headache. It’s just the 9th day.
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Jun 9
Rain caught me in my evening walk today. I was walking under it like a mad man.
Daily step goal reached anyway. Onto the next.
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Jun 8
I'm super super tolerant, much to my chagrin sometimes. It takes a lot to get a vocal & impulsive reaction from me.
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Jun 8
The most important element in taking walks is selecting the right playlist.
Lady Gaga. I celebrate you for this session.
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Jun 8
Nothing feebler does earth nurture than man, of all things that on earth are breathing and moving.
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Jun 8
Eriksen should not even try to get back to professional football.
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Jun 8
It took one person calling out a debtor for other people (who have also been suffering in silence for the longest time) to speak out.
There’s a silent correlation from that to what we face in this country & our overall reception/tolerance to bad governance.
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Jun 7
Giving your hard earned money to a druggie for whatever investment/business is a choice.
I wonder what other expectation exists for stupidity of this sort.
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