100 bad days made 100 good stories and 100 good stories make me interesting at parties.
Joined October 2021
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
David Maragaโs address at Ufungamano during the State of the Nation address is powerful.
That is a leader speaking. The 6th.
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David Maraga: I have never been associated with any corruption scandal. I am ready to declare on oath, my assets and give a full account of how I acquired each piece. I challenge every presidential aspirant, starting with Ruto, to do the same and account for everything they own.
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Fuck no im with senegal brav๐ธ๐ณ๐ธ๐ณ๐ธ๐ณ
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Istg man, gets better with every listen
Watendawili~ OLO
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Jun 15
"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."
Jun 14
Shouldn't one of the requirements for a country to qualify to play in the World Cup that it be a country that people have heard of?
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
12 Mar 2024
My contribution to society is being thoroughly unimpressed when i bump into kenyan celebrities
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
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Huko Tenri Allan ameitwa Allan Amollo Odinga๐ญ
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Touched down Nairobi in December and this was the first song I heard.
Went on to have an AMAZING holiday!
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Jun 15
No. Muthaiga and above
Jun 14
Njoo thika road dia
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Jun 15
Just one attempted terrorist attack by Kenyan passport bearer is all it will take . The Kenyan passport will become as usefull as mudavadi.
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Jun 15
I am so vulnerable , incase an investor wants to donate some millions to my upcoming side quest ! That will go a long way.
DM for bank details ๐
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Jun 15
Jana @mutoriah alitutupia curve ball akacheza hii uzito. Lakini sisi Day Ones tulikuwa ready juu tunarevisingi na High Flyer Encyclopaedia. Tulikatika mpaka miguu ikauma. Ah! Lovely times!
youtu.be/r_IiU0jSPQ0?si=rroiโฆ
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Al final, todos le hicieron goles a Neuer en el Mundial menos Higuaรญn.
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Yooow!
Jun 14
El dรญa que Gรผler logre producir suficiente testosterona como para equlibrar la cantidad de estrรณgeno que tiene en ese cuerpo de lesbiana pasiva va a ser un gran jugador
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Jun 14
If I was a DJ najua I'd have played Ulevi ya MC Mutant na Kitu Sewer just because ๐
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Jun 14
7-1. Flashbacks.
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๐ช๐ธ2017 Dybala ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Jun 13
Me after going raw with a random girl I just met.
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